APSALEM, MA
Last night hordes of drunk cats, dogs, skunks and squirrels turned the tiny town of Salem upside down during the Haunted Happenings Parade.
The commotion began when Mayor Kimberly Driscoll tried to upstage the Gatti della Strega sui Vespas by proclaiming she would lead the parade instead of the cats on vespas. The mayor dressed in her one and only black suit had not bothered to even wear a costume for the kick off parade. Unconfirmed sources report that she was given a choice by Strega Queen Zevo Calamari, of either wearing a costume and riding with the cats on a vespa or walking behind them in her only suit.
Mayor Driscoll, suffering from George Bush syndrome, is known for doing only what she wants and refused to concede. Her black pants had tinges of red on them after the brawl. Unconfirmed sources report that she lost her watch and a pair of earrings. The mayor plans to ask for another $20,000 raise from the city council to cover her expenses.
This morning hung-over pooses were found sleeping on the streets, the wharf and on top of cars. Mayor Kim Driscoll said she will use every resource possible to stop this from occurring at next years parade.
Meanwhile George Clooney, Jennifer Aniston and Whoopi Goldberg were seen eating breakfast at Reds this morning.
Poose-cam live from Salem brought to you by Zevo Calamari's Kitty Cat Cafe
5 comments:
Silly Mayor. Who does she think she is?
Hard to bite...the dark side is.
Hmm... a mayor with that syndrome. I had no idea it was catching. Is there any investigation into a cure?
Oh my, sounds like a wild time was had by all!
Thank you so much for reading Mom's story about me. I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!
Wow, Zevo, you know all the coolcat happenings. You are the coolest. FAZ
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