Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2007-10-29

Salem Haunted Happenings


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Salem, Massachusetts
Haunted Happenings Event Schedule

Strega Zevo Calamari will be reading paws and the tarot every night at the Hawthorne Hotel in the haunted room. Please call for reservations. Strega Zevo Calamari is known as the psychic to the stars and has consulted with celebrities, diplomats and royalty. (Unfortunately some of those such as Britney Spears, Rosie O'Donnell and the mayor of Salem have not heeded her warnings of crash and burn syndrome.)

Madam Booooooooooo will be conducted ghost tours through out Salem each evening at 9pm. Only the brave of heart should dare to walk with her as she takes you through the graveyards, haunted houses and the finale.... the House of the Seven Gables to meet the ghost of Nathaniel Hawthorne.

Nubi Wan Kenobi, The official Black Cat of Salem will be signing autographs at the Witch Museum daily. Bubba the cat will be performing magic tricks also.

Join The Countess Lucy Fur On the haunted tall ship
The Friendship for an evening of spook-tac-ular ghost stories.

Visit Tao and Sarge's Natty Boh and Tuna cake stand in The Salem Commons for a tasty treat.

The Annual Poose Witch Ball
will be held at The Casino Calamari
on Halloween Night from 10pm- ?
Costumes are mandatory. Call 1-800-boo-zevo for tickets.

Visit The Planet Calamari Shop

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, this all sounds so much more exciting than the non existent events going on around here!

Mr. Hendrix said...

oooo can I come??? do you watch Ghost Hunters? They were just at Salem, Mass. Spooky.
I am not scared of no ghosts so I'll call and buy my tickets for the psychic readings.
Does Madam Booooooooo have room for tomorrow night?
I can't wait until the party!

Anonymous said...

Wow, sounds like quite a bash! Very exciting -- just reading puts me all a-fluff!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Lux said...

Ooh, I like the idea of getting my paw read!

Kimo and Sabi said...

Hey - our beans has been to that Witch Museum...Mommakitty gotted locked in da stocks outside!

The Cat Realm said...

You live in Salem - I never made the connection - I might have to come - that sounds INTERESTING!!!
And there is always good booze at your house, right?
Karl, always coming with nip!

snowforest said...

Seems as if lots is going on - sorry we missed you all so much - love from Snow and Forest :)