Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2008-03-12

one.. two... bite bite bite......one ..two....bite bite bite.....

We have decided that with all this biting and fighting for the good of this country we needed to do something positive as well. All biting and no play makes for a very cranky bunch of pooses.

We have hope that Cheysuli and/or someone like Obama will be inaugurated on 1-20-09 ending the dictatorship of the Chimp-decider.

As the bigot um, Congressman Steve King said... There will be dancing in the streets if Obama is elected. (How dare he not acknowledge Cheysuli at all!) We agree... there should be dancing for all in the streets to celebrate a day of hope and change for the USA. Why ? Because we are sure the entire planet will dance that day.

The Pooses for Peace have opened a school of dance to prepare everyone for this day of dance. Our instructors are some of the finest dancers. Learn how to be Footloose, to Flash-Dance,to shake it and twist and shout, how to disco, rumba, tango, salsa, bunny hop, hip hop, moon walk or waltz through the streets on 1-20-09 like a pro. We have even hired Elaine Benes from Seinfeld to teach "How not to dance in public"

Classes are filling up fast. Our operators are standing by.
Call now to register for this Spring semester. 1-800-Cha-ChaChaa
www.dancewiththepooses.com

Be ready to dance with confidence in the streets on 1-20-09.
Oh what a feeling!!!!!!!!!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you hear that patrick swayze has prostate cancer? that is so sad. and what a good dancer he is! perhaps the pooses for peace can do an event for him at the dance school??? we want him to get well!! and even be well enough to teach a class. we could call it "dirty political dancing: one two, bite bite bite".

princess hussein guacamole

zevo husssein calamari said...

Princess Guacamole.. that is a great idea.
xoxoxo

Cheysuli and gemini said...

One two Bite Bite Bite... I can do that...

The Cat Realm said...

We keep our paws crossed.
In this country you never know!
But we won't give up hope!!!!
Don't forget to check out our blog during the next 5 days - we are on a St.Patrick's Day adventure in Ireland!!!
Karl, Emil and Mrs. OZ

Boo said...

I love it! One...two...bite bite bite...Let's all get it on for Patrick Swayze! We could televize it and call it "Dancing With The Pooses", and have people call in and vote for their favorites. We'd all have to wear Jimmy Choos.....cha cha cha....

Daisy said...

I always wanted to learn the bunny hop!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ah the dancing we will do. won't it be wonderful? one two bite bite bite

i think i'll make mommy get me some maraccas to use as well. ah, 1/20/09 a day to look forward to...i hope. i wish we kitties could vote.

A big secret in our household is that I love Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing. I lay by the speaker and stare at it whenever he talks. That is the only Swayze movie I do that to.

Maggy & Zoey said...

Getting better all the time!
And below are my word verification "letters"... DANKE!
So, danke.

Karen Jo said...

Yay! I will be dancing in the streets on 1-20-09, unless by some unfortunate chance the Republicans win again. I live in hope and expectation of great things, though.

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh, yes!!! I am ready to shake my booty.

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!