by the infamous celebrity cats known as The Pooses for Peace.
Come celebrate Barack Hussein Obama's inauguration
and the end of King Chimpie's reign of terror.
An all you can eat tuna, ham and chicken buffet.
Champagne and tequila fountains.
The Smithsonian Museum of Feline History
Dupont Circle Washington, DC
Bring your own tiaras and top hats.
Do not even think of wearing fur unless you are a poose!