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Springsteen Asks Pooses for Peace to
Join E-Street Band for SuperBowl!

Associated Press
Tampa FL

The latest breaking news from this year's Super Bowl is that Bruce Springsteen has invited celebrity cats The Pooses for Peace, and their cohorts to sing with him during the half-time show. Springsteen and the cats have ben friends for several years. Unconfirmed sources report that he has invited the cats to tour with him this year. No comment has been made by Springsteen as of yet.

In other Super Bowl news, Miss Lucy Fur will be singing the National Anthem. Her birthday is this Sunday. Aretha Franklin gave Miss Fur an exact replica of her inauguration hat to wear for the occasion.

Tampa authorities expect hundreds, if not thousands of cats, dogs and skunks to attend the Super Bowl festivities. Extra security has been hired. The celebrity cats were blamed for Janet Jackson's clothing mishap a few Super Bowls ago. They also have been accused for biting several super-models (like tom Brady's girlfriend) wearing fur at games in the past.


The Meezers said...

Everybody needs a place to rest
Everybody wants to have a home
Don't make no difference what nobody says
Ain't nobody like to be alone

::holds up lighter:: - WOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

Everybody has a hungry poose
everybody has a hunuuunnnngry poose

oh yeah
oh oh oh oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

holds up lighter

nubi wan kenobi

zevo hussein calamari said...

cos pooses like we were born to run.....oh ooooooooo

woooooOOOhhh ooooo O O O O OOOOOOOOOO

meemsnyc said...

Springsteen rocks!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I can't wait to perform! This is so exciting!!!

Karen Jo said...

Have a great time at the Superbowl.