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2009-09-10

Joe Wilson Ambushed By Terrorist Cats

FOX NEWS
FAIR AND BALANCED

Representative Joe Wilson, the South Carolina Republican who yelled “You lie” to President Obama last night during a joint session of Congress, was ambushed late last night by a horde of cats wearing tiaras and a few dogs wearing Che berets. One cat was wearing a Jedi robe and swinging a light saber.

Joe Wilson was rushed to an undisclosed hospital but was refused treatment as his ID stated his name was Jose El Bigot with a Mexican address. Wilson suffered from bites, scratches and an allergy attack.

Aides to the congressman believe this is the work of the domestic terrorist liberal communist group known as The Pooses for Peace.
The celebrity cats were last seen by the FBI hiding out in a casino in Monaco with ex-presidential candidate Cheysuli who seems to be wanted by almost everyone these days.

Stay tuned for more on these dangerous cats and their liberal commie facist antics................

5 comments:

zevo hussein calamari said...

ack ack gag the stench of bigotry and stupidity is still lingering in my mouth.. give me a hit of that tequila...........

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Gack. He tastes AWFUL! What is he made of? I am sure he's not human. How else could he be so completely rude--

And yes Zevo--my human knows what your person does and we appreciate her support in our rants. We have been ranting around a lot of the eat good food blogs because these people seem to think that a good diet will keep them from ever getting sick (hello John Mackey of Whole Foods) and therefore they shouldn't have to pay for people who don't take care of themselves.... Sigh.

Have you seen the madashelldoctors.com? John Kitzhaber is on their video. We were surprised when they talked about how in the current system docs are owned by insurance panels AND big pharma! They were talking about issues with big pharma's drugs--saying things like the drugs aren't tested against diet and stuff--only against sugar pills. We are very much in support of the message they are trying to get out!

Derby said...

Woohoo, right on Poosies for Peace.

The Meezers said...

::GAAACK:: - he's made of rotten flesh

Daisy said...

Bite and run, bite and run! Hahahahaha! Hey Joe, YOU lie! Hahahahah!