Associated Press
Salem MA
FBI agents were called into Salem MA in hopes of finding ex-presidential candidate Cheysuli who is wanted by authorities for a myriad of charges. She has been last seen partying with the domestic terrorist group known as the Pooses for Peace.
The celebrity liberal felines own several businesses in Salem, MA such as Casino Calamari, Hamburger Mary's, Cinema Calamari and the rumored Brothel Calamari. Unfortunately the authorities have not been able to locate any of the so called establishments, nor have they seen any of the cats associated with them in the past week. Unconfirmed sources believe the cats are in Monico.
Zevo hussein Calamari issued a statement via video leaked to the internet "Chey who? What casino? Fetch me a martini, love. Do these dice make me look fat? ......."
7 comments:
Oh dear.. now they are even going after my friends. This is so wrong! I will get back at Big Catnip!
Chey you look divine in that blonde wig!
Hey Chey,
I'll get the Queen's Corgis to throw the FBI off the trail and we can reappear in Dublin and stay with Bono and the boys.
Su problema es mi problema, Girlfriend.
Miss Lucy Fur
Oh Chey, I love the idea of partying with Bono and the boys. I mean, it's so hard to run in these Manolos!
Zevo,you handel all that Chey press with such a cool aplomb!! I cannot believe they are after her :O
I told her she is welcome in Canada if she needs to get away ;)
Purrs Mickey
hey, does tequila go well with Ham? If so we will bring the tardis over here and grab some!
Will the madness of chasing Chey down never end?????
Post a Comment