Zevo Calamari and her friends have traveled the world partying with the glitteratti, consorting with the pooseratti and adding a whole new dimension to the the term cat burglar. Now known as the Pooses For Peace, these feline celebrities add a bite to the political arena of the USA!
2007-06-29
global melt down
The Pooses for Peace
On 7.7.07 more than two billion people will come together during Live Earth. That number is unfathomable - more than one-fourth of the world’s population will participate in a single event and demand a solution to the climate crisis. This unique moment presents us with a unique choice.
Do we use this unprecedented opportunity to organize a global movement that will last beyond 7.7.07? Or do we let the moment pass?
I know my answer - and I think I know yours. That’s why I am issuing this challenge: Let’s use this moment to pledge our support to solving the climate crisis. Just as important – let’s ask everyone we know to join us as part of this movement.
Sign the 7.7.07 Live Earth Pledge:
liveearthpledge.org
The 7.7.07 Live Earth Pledge:
I PLEDGE:
1. To demand that my country join an international treaty within the next 2 years that cuts global warming pollution by 90% in developed countries and by more than half worldwide in time for the next generation to inherit a healthy earth;
2. To take personal action to help solve the climate crisis by reducing my own CO2 pollution as much as I can and offsetting the rest to become "carbon neutral;"
3. To fight for a moratorium on the construction of any new generating facility that burns coal without the capacity to safely trap and store the CO2;
4. To work for a dramatic increase in the energy efficiency of my home, workplace, school, place of worship, and means of transportation;
5. To fight for laws and policies that expand the use of renewable energy sources and reduce dependence on oil and coal;
6. To plant new trees and to join with others in preserving and protecting forests; and,
7. To buy from businesses and support leaders who share my commitment to solving the climate crisis and building a sustainable, just, and prosperous world for the 21st century.
Sign the Live Earth Pledge by visiting:
liveearthpledge.org
2007-06-27
2007-06-25
Subject: Help stop torture
I thought we should post this important message for your pet humans. Yes we may only be cats but we do not believe anyone or any animal should be tortured.
It hasn't hit the news wires yet, but retired Generals Robert Gard and John Johns just went public with something big. They're calling on Congress to ban the use of torture, restore the right to trial and shut down the disastrous prison camp at Guantanamo Bay.
There's a growing chorus of judges, scholars, military experts, and regular folks who believe that President Bush's abuse of our Constitution is making us less secure. The Generals join it just in time: there are new reports that even some Bush administration insiders are pushing to shut down Guantanamo.
This could be a tipping point in the fight to restore our liberties. We signed a petition to stand with these Generals and push Congress to stop torture, close Guantanamo, and bring back the right to trial. Can you join us by clicking the link below?
http://po.moveon.org/endtorture/
Thanks!
Pooses for Peace
2007-06-23
Sing Along with Bjork & the Poosie Girls
It's, oh, so quiet
It's, oh, so still
You're all alone
And so peaceful until...
You fall in love
Zing boom
The sky up above
Zing boom
Is caving in
Wow bam
You've never been so nuts about a guy
You wanna laugh you wanna cry
You cross your heart and hope to die
'Til it's over and then
Shhh, Shhh
It's nice and quiet
Shhh, Shhh
But soon again
Shhh, Shhh
Starts another big riot
You blow a fuse, zing boom
The devil cuts loose, zing boom
So what's the use, wow bam
Of falling in love
2007-06-22
The Glastonbury Festival
Bjork asked us to sing back-up vocals for her and we have been invited to party backstage with The Who. My pet human will be so jealous.
ciao for now,
WAAAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2007-06-20
Summer Solstice
Of course there will be a party to celebrate summer all weekend. You are all invited. Please bring your own capes, brooms,, light sabers and pointy hats.
Wishing you a blessed Summer Solstice!
May the force be with you,
Zevo, Boo, Lucy Fur, Nubi wan Kenobi and the Pooses for Peace
2007-06-19
Lucy tells all on Oprah!
Today on Oprah!
Miss Lucy Fur tells us what really happened during her cat fight with Barbara Walters. Was she fired or did she quit?
Special musical guest Ringo Starr.
Stay tuned.....
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2007-06-18
News Flash
Entertainment Now!
A cat fight broke out during today's filming of The View. Barbara Walters, now BFF with Paris Hilton suggested adding Paris to the show as a replacement for Rosie O'.
Unconfirmed sources claim that Miss Lucy Fur, now a regular on The View lunged at Miss Walter's ankles biting and screaming "We are all tired of hearing about that American Stick Insect!" Miss Walters is in stable condition and recovering at a Hilton Hotel.
Miss Walter's rep announced that Lucy Fur was fired.
Miss Lucy Fur's rep has announced that Lucy was not fired but quit and will be returning as a regular on Oprah.
Miss Hilton's rep has announced that Paris is still waiting for her missing sunglasses and earrings, to be returned.
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2007-06-15
Weekend is here
We had such a wonderful time celebrating Che's birthday last night that Lucy Fur and i decided to stick around Salem for the weekend. There is plenty of champagne left.
Lucy Fur has to return to work on The View next week and i have my yoga classes to teach. Of course Zevo must prepare for the summer solstice ritual held every year in Salem. She asked us to stay and participate.....but some of those Salem witches are too intense to hang with.
Maybe she will come to San Diego instead.
Have a great weekend. We are shutting the mac down until Monday
More champagne please.......
Miss Boo
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2007-06-14
Feliz Cumpleanos Che!
Please wear a beret, a Che tee and bring your own cuban cigars.
Viva la Revolucion!
Los Gatos para la Paz
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2007-06-13
Bush watch stolen in Albania?
US officials have emphatically denied that President George Bush’s watch was stolen as he shook hands with enthusiastic Albanians.
One moment President Bush was glad-handing Albanians on Sunday, proudly sporting a watch with a dark strap on his left wrist. Moments later, it was gone.
Did it fall off? Did one of his bodyguards remove it? Or did one of the crowd artfully slip it off his wrist and pocket it?
Unconfirmed sources claim they saws 3 cats dressed in black leather and wearing tiaras ride off on vespas right after the so called event.
2007-06-12
Important New Flash
We've seen the heartbreaking images of polar bears struggling to survive as their habitat shrinks due to global climate change. But the bears also face additional pressures from trophy hunting, a practice that inflicts needless cruelty on this already imperiled species. Since 1994, more than 800 polar bears have been shot, stuffed, mounted, and imported into the United States by trophy hunters. You can help protect polar bears from cruel trophy hunts. Click on the link to sign a petition to congress.
CLICK HERE
Support the Polar Bear Protection Act
Polar bears face a growing list of threats in the Arctic, including melting ice and trophy hunting. In 1972, polar bears became a protected species when Congress passed the Marine Mammal Protection Act, which established restrictions on the importation of marine mammals and marine mammal products. In 1994, however, the importations of polar bear products were exempted from the original law, clearing the way for increased polar bear hunting in the Canadian Arctic.
While we must all work together to prevent climate change, only Congress controls the laws regarding the importation of polar bear products. With the passage of the Polar Bear Protection Act (H.R. 2327/S. 1406), we can halt the importation of polar bear heads and hides and protect these majestic creatures from American sport hunters hoping to mount a trophy on the wall.
TAKE ACTION
Please call your U.S. Representative and two U.S. Senators and urge them to co-sponsor the Polar Bear Protection Act to protect the declining populations of polar bears from trophy hunting. Call the Capitol switchboard at 202-224-3121.
2007-06-11
Salem Mayor in Cat Fight
Associated Press
Salem, MA
Unconfirmed sources claim a cat fight took place at the Hamburger Mary's Party held Saturday night. Miss Zevo Calamari and her cohorts, the Pooses for Peace asked the mayor to reconsider giving her $10,000 raise to the fire department of Salem instead of pressing the city council to vote it in for her. Mayor Driscoll was said to have a hissy fit screaming "If the Marblehead Mayor makes $100,o00 so should I."
It is rumored that Mayor Driscoll was asked to leave Hamburger Mary's and escorted out by bouncers. A round of drinks was then bought for all the Salem Firemen who attended the party by the celebrity cats.
Mayor Driscoll is claiming to have lost a watch and her earrings in the scuffle.
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2007-06-09
Salem Mayor Driscoll calls emergency meeting
AP
Salem MA
An emergency city council meeting was called by Mayor Kimberly Driscoll early Saturday morning to discuss the huge influx of celebrities and drunk cats flooding the streets of Salem following Boston's Gay Pride Parade. A vote will be taken on whether to ask for back up police from Boston. Riot police may be called in as well.
Mayor Driscoll has had several encounters with the celebrity brat pack of cats who are rumored to own Hamburger Mary's, Casino Calamari and Cinema Calamari. Unconfirmed sources claim that they also own Brothel Calamari, however authorities have not been able to locate the exact location.
The mayor has attended several of the parties hosted by the so called Pooses for Peace. She claims that although she had fun, she always seems to lose her earrings at these events. Last summer she accused Zevo Calamari for stealing her earrings and her cellphone, but later was forced to apologize when the suspect turned out to be Barney Bush.
Read more about the mayor's earrings at zevo archives
No comment has been made if the mayor will attend the Nubi wan Kenobi party today at Hamburger Mary's. The mayor is up for re-election and has asked for a $10,000 raise. ...and that could buy lots of earrings.....
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2007-06-07
Nubi's Adoption Anniversary Party
Tickets are still available.
Please call 1-800-Boo-Zevo or visit poosepride.com for more info.
Please bring your own tiaras, glitter and light sabers.
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2007-06-06
Preparing for the Poose Pride Parade
Lucy Fur has taken a few days off from her busy schedule at The View to help. Boo has flown in also. Tao and Sarge said they are coming in later in the week. Boudreaux the magi will also be riding along with us.
There will be a party at Hamburger Mary's following the parade. We are also celebrating Nubi's one year adoption anniversary on Saturday. As you know my pet human felt sorry for him and took him in last year without my permission. It was a rough year but he seems to now understand i am the boss.
All pooses are invited to join us at the parade and party. Please bring your own tiaras, rainbow gear and glitter.
ciao ciao
zevo
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2007-06-04
Breaking News: Paris Hilton Bit
Just a few moments after strolling the pink carpet at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards, Paris Hilton was bit on the ankles and knees. Unconfirmed sources claim that 3 cats wearing vintage Hepburn dresses and tiaras were the culprits of the attack.
The 26-year-old celebutante reported for jail late Sunday night, two days before the court-ordered deadline, for her own safety according to a press release issued at 11:20 p.m. by her attorney, Richard Hutton. "These cats are dangerous, jail is the one place Paris will be safe."
Miss Hilton is said to be in stable condition and will have plastic surgery when she is released from prison. She claims that the earrings and bracelets she was wearing at the MTV awards are now missing.
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2007-06-02
Hepburn dress fetches $192,000
Unconfirmed sources claim the buyer was a cat wearing a tiara, who rode off on a pink vespa.
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