In a press conference held on Capitol Hill, Senator Ted Kennedy defended the Pooses for Peace leaders who were arrested at the Anti-War March on Saturday."Once again this administration has over stepped its powers by arresting innocent cats. The cats are innocent until proven guilty. As of yet, no incriminating evidence has been found linking these cats to mysterious Bite & Run attacks on Alberto Gonzales and Karl Rove."
Thinking that the microphone was off, Mr Kennedy added under his breath, that both Gonzo and Rove deserved to be bit.
Unconfirmed sources claim that Kennedy made their million dollar bail and all were free to go.
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5 comments:
I think we should send him a case of our finest Irish Scotch....
xoxoxo
zevo
Zeves,
The Irish make Whiskey and the Scots make Scotch, you dweeb. You're obviously not a connossieur of spirits.
That explains why you were drinking red wine and 7-Up over ice at the last party.
Ciao baby,
Lucy Fur
I'll chip in. Anything for the man...
Zeevs, honey - it's Irish whisky he drinks. Don't you remember? You were sitting on his lap licking the rim of his glass up at the brothel last time. He doesn't drink scotch. I know. Olbermann tried to pass his glass to him so that he could dance with me, and Ted refused. Remember?
Hahahaha! Red wine and 7-Up!
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