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We need a few days off...... maybe we will be back later this week.

Have a wonderful first few days of October.


Insults fly at Casa Calamari

Zevo just called me a poose-head. Yes..... a poose-head. The ultimate poose insult. She picked up this foul word from the pet humans. That's right... my pet human said to me "Nubi- Don't be a poose-head." or "You are such a poose-head today." I can't believe she would use that language in front of me.

Zevo does not have a sense of humor. Every time i pounce on her she hisses and tries to whack me. When i steal her spot on the pillow she screams at me. And just because i drank the last Corona does not make me a poose-head.

nubi wan kenobi
and i am NOT a poose-head

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Ciao Zevo..... it's me....Boo.... can you believe i am still slightly hung over from the weekend? And the plane ride back to San Diego was just brutal. Give me a call. I will be home napping all day.

I heard thru the grapevine that George has a new girlfriend and they were in a motorcycle accident TOGETHER. Can you believe he cheated on me?

I think i will have a mimosa and a mouse omelet for breakfast just to sooth my poor poose nerves. The nerve of that guy. Oh well i will worry about this de da
call me......
ciao ya .....

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh poor head. I am so tired. Bruce and his band finally left! We have been dancing all night. My paws hurt.

I think today i will sleep it off and hide from the paparazzi hanging out in the front yard. Boo and Lucy Fur are back in San Diego. Bubba left this morning- i guess because we ran out of beer. And i have no idea where Nubi is ...last i saw he was passed out under a table.

Could someone get me some aspirin and ginger ale?

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Surprise Guest at Casino Calamari

Guests at the Casino Calamari had a surprise during Phoebe Buffay and the Smelly Cats performance last night when The Boss stepped out on stage and joined in singing the famous Smelly Cat song.

Springsteen stayed and played a full set starting at midnight to celebrate his birthday.

Unconfirmed sources claim the party is still going on. Neighbors have complained of the sound of drunk cats singing "Pooses like us.... baby we were born to run.... Salem Police were called in response to the noise complaints, but were last seen dancing with the drunken cats.

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The Celebration Continues.....

Phoebe was scheduled to play last weekend.... however since we were all in jail she was kind to postpone her gig until this weekend. Come celebrate the first day of autumn with us at the Casino Calamari.

Catnip-tinis and an all you can eat tuna & turkey buffet!

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Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Ay Matey! It is Talk Like A Pirate Day! arrr arrr arrr

To celebrate our recent escape from the dungeons of the DC Jail we are having a special guest tonight at the Casino Calamari........ Captain Jack Sparrow! Ay ....... eye candy..arr arrarrr

Rum and Cat nip from the Caribbean will be served! Pirate attire is mandatory. Be there mateys! Shiver me timbers!

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!

P.S. For all those pastafarians who worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster this is a Holy day of obligation. May you all be touched by his noodley appendage. Services will be held at the Chapel Calamari before the party begins. Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster


Cats Sprung from Jail

In a press conference held on Capitol Hill, Senator Ted Kennedy defended the Pooses for Peace leaders who were arrested at the Anti-War March on Saturday.

"Once again this administration has over stepped its powers by arresting innocent cats. The cats are innocent until proven guilty. As of yet, no incriminating evidence has been found linking these cats to mysterious Bite & Run attacks on Alberto Gonzales and Karl Rove."

Thinking that the microphone was off, Mr Kennedy added under his breath, that both Gonzo and Rove deserved to be bit.

Unconfirmed sources claim that Kennedy made their million dollar bail and all were free to go.

New to this blog? Confused about the Bite & Runs? Read all about them
Bite and Runs of 8/07 archives

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Cats Arrested at Anti-War March

At least 300 anti-war demonstrators have been arrested on the steps of the Capitol when they jumped barriers around the base of the building.

Several thousand anti-war demonstrators marched through downtown Washington, clashing and biting police at the foot of the Capitol steps.

Among the crowd were war veterans and relatives of servicemen killed in Iraq. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen thousands of cats, dogs and a variety of animals wearing pink armbands with the Pooses for Peace logo.

Anti-war protesters march demanding an end to the war in Iraq, the return of US troops and the impeachment of US President George W. Bush in Washington, DC The anti-war protest began with Iraq war veterans, military families and other activists gathering in a park outside of the White House.

Among those arrested were the founders of The Pooses for Peace, Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur, all wearing tiaras. Homeland Security named these cats as suspects in the Bite & Run attacks that have been recently occurring in Washington DC.

At least 50 other cats were arrested. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen a cat wearing a brown robe and carrying a light saber. Another was wearing a leather jacket and carrying a can of Natty Boh beer. No word if presidential hopeful Cheysuli was at the march or arrested.

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Pooses For Peace March

There has been a slight change in plans for this weekend. We have decided that the
Pooses for Peace will march in the peace rally tomorrow in Washington DC. I think we will be escorting the Code Pink Ladies. They have asked us for Bite Patrol support in case they are harassed.

You are all invited to march peacefully with us. After the rally we are having a huge party at the Casino Calamari. The party will continue on Sunday. Hope to see you all there! ( or maybe we will all share a cell in jail together!)

All we are saying give peace a chance!

The Pooses for Peace

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Shhhhhhh...... I am hiding from my pet human. She is upset that i chewed on her new wicker chair. I am not sure what the big deal tastes good and i thought she bought it for me.

I am gong to hide until my substitute poose shows up. He won't mind getting yelled at... after all i am paying him in tuna treats for the weekend.

I have been invited to the Casino Calamari by Zevo. Her parties are much better than the ones we have in my neighborhood. She serves imported beer, champagne and there will even be dancing! I do hope Miss Boo, Miss Lucy Fur and Nubi will be there.

Later Dude,

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It's Here!

Oh lookeeee what Bubba sent me! A sparkly pink mermaid from Florida. ....and it is filled with catnip...meowie wowie! I love it. It matches the big mermaids my pet human has hanging in her mermaid bathroom from Bubba's pet human, my Auntie Carmen Flamingo.

I think i will invite Bubba up to our Casino Calamari this weekend. We are having some wonderful guests performing. I think he will have a blast here. He is such a great dancer. That poose was really kicking up at Boo's birthday party at the Moulin Rouge last month.

.........hmmmmm what should i wear?

ciao for now,

p.s. Please have your pet human sign the petition on the previous post so we can help our friends the whales. Thanks!

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Calling all Pooses!

Tell the U.S. Navy to Stop Killing Whales!

Ear-splitting military sonar is needlessly killing whales and other marine mammals throughout the world's oceans. Yet the Navy has refused to put effective safeguards in place during testing and training. These simple precautions -- such as avoiding sensitive habitats where whales are known to migrate and raise their young -- would help prevent the infliction of pain and death on these magnificent animals without compromising military readiness.

Please have your pet human sign this petition to help save our dear sea friends before there are no more left on the planet.(Hasn't the military caused enough damage on this planet???)


It's a Boy!

Well... it is official. I have to give up my favorite hiding place to a human.....a baby human... and it is a boy with really big feet. I hope he does not interfere with my sleep too.

Sarge is out getting us a few six packs of Natty Boh... we are having a party tonight! Everyone is invited.

This may be the last time we can have one for about 18 years!

Welcome to the planet Julian Pietro!

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Wishing, Hoping and Napping

It is laundry day and my pet humans expect me to fold these clothes and put them away. I have better things to do, like nap on top of them.

Rumor has it that Bubba has sent me a gift. I do hope the mail comes early today. I wonder what it is? Earrings? A bracelet? The latest Versace purse? Bouquet of cat nip? Box of tuna treats?

I hate waiting...... so i guess i will just have to nap. Someone please close the blinds, that sun is getting in my eyes.

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Lucy Fur on Oprah Today!

Today on Oprah!

Join Oprah and her guest Miss Lucy Fur as they dish about the latest rumor of Miss Fur dating
Leona Helmsley's dog who just inherited 12 million dollars.

Learn who Zevo Calamari has her eye on it Bubba? Is Boo still dating George Clooney? Is Nubi Wan Kenobi really a Jedi? And who really calls the shots on The Bite Patrol?
You don't want to miss this show!

Later Miss Fur will also give fabulous fashion tips for those pooses on a budget.

Oprah's musical guests today are The Dixie Chicks.

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