Associated Press
Washington DC
Hordes of cats, dogs and various animals have been pouring into Washington today for the start of Obama inauguration. Most of these are members of the infamous Pooses for Peace.
A concert on the National Mall in Washington is marking the start of four days of inaugural celebrations. The crowds gathered in front of the Lincoln Memorial erupted in cheers when President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, arrived, walking down the steps of the memorial along with celebrity cats Zevo Hussein Calamari, Miss Boo, Miss Lucy Fur and Jedi cat Nubi wan Kenobi the bodyguard of presidential elect Cheysuli.
Obama credits his sweeping victory to the last minute support the Pooses for Peace gave him when Cheysuli graciously stepped out of the presidential race.
Performers including U2, Beyonce and Bruce Springsteen are on the bill. Obama is expected to offer welcoming remarks. The Pooses for Peace will be singing back-up vocals for Bruce Springsteen. Unconfirmed sources report that Bono is still miffed at the cats since his sunglasses ended up on Ebay a few years ago.
At this very moment the cats are leading the crowds in a farewell song to G.W. BUSH. Sing along with the Pooses for Peace......
Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbyeNa na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye................................
3 comments:
And oh Chimpie... don't let the door hit you on the way out.... na na na na
Chey sways to the music with a nifty pair of Bono glasses (purchased on ebay)
nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, heeeeeeeey hey hey, gooooood bye
waving a pair of red lens sun glasses around that were NOT bought on ebay.
whoa- gotta run! ::runs from Bono::
Sammy
Commander n Chief of the Whap And Run brigade
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