the weather is here.. i wish you were beautiful...
ahhh... why didn't we run off to Hawaii sooner? We have been so happy to be here with our host, Captain Jack Sparrow and his mistress, Princess Guacamole. Yes... it is true some of us were quite put out that he had fallen for Her... but hey se la vie... or WhatEvrrrrrrr. So what if she is a princess who has inherited the Guacamole Valley.
Face it none of us stood a chance with him. Besides Miss Boo is still secretly dating George Clooney and Zevo is still chasing Keith Olbermann. (give it up and move on Zevo) I am still getting over breaking up with that wanker Royal Corgie. Bloody hell. I should have stayed with the 007 actor. I should have kept taking those meds too. Luna diPoosalita is still smitten with that white thumbed cat Monkay. We all think Nubi is gay, but we will pretend he is a Jedi.
Anyway.... these drinks with the little paper umbrellas are to die for. And sitting by the pool at the Princeville Resort flirting with the cute waiter boys is a blast. I hear there is a darling little gift shop that we may um... hit later after dinner, drinks and and karaoke.
Time for another pina colada... oh cabana boy....
miss lucy fur lucy fur