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2009-08-03

Colonial Ship Disappears in Salem


Associated Press
Salem MA

The colonial ship known as the Kalmar Nyckel has vanished from its docking space at Pickering Wharf, Salem MA. The ship was in town for the Salem Maritime Festival. Authorities are baffled at how the ship could mysteriously vanish in the middle of the night.

An inebriated man arrested for disturbing the peace early Sunday morning claims to have seen cats dressed as pirates boarding the ship and singing " yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me..." Salem Mayor Kimberly Driscoll was on vacation when the incident occured.

A press conference from Pickering Wharf is scheduled for noon.

4 comments:

zevo hussein calamari said...

How far away IS Hawaii from here?

Anonymous said...

This is the best one yet!!!
Nikki

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Does this mean we are going sailing?

Miss Lucy Fur said...

Got my GPS, my compass and my Celestial Navigation Book. Boo's got the rum, the limes and the sunscreen.

Now, if I could just decide which bikini to wear topside, I'd be fine.

Head for Hawaii, Zeves! All hands on deck and full steam ahead! Let's pick up Johnny Depp along the way.

Kiss Kiss,
Miss Lucy Fur