Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2007-07-10

We are back from the Live Earth Concert tour. Boo and Lucy Fur are back in San Diego. Nubi is home with me. (Too bad Spinal Tap would not take him with them on their summer tour.)

I am exhausted. So sorry i have not had time to post on everyone else's blogs or take a picture of me in a pink wig or nominate anyone for anything. Being me takes so much work. You have no idea how hard it is to run a brothel, a casino and Hamburger Marys and look good all the time.

( Oh by the way i am a GIRL not a drag queen. Just because my name ends in O does not make me a male. I am named after Miss Zevo from the movie TOYS.)

I really do need to fire my pet human as my secretary. She keeps saying she is soooooo busy working. Doesn't she see that my blog should be the most important job she has?

Someone please bring me a glass of champagne and a tuna platter.....
ciao ciao
zevo calamari

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, Zeevs, do I understand! My pet human seems to think that taking classes is more important than picking me up at the airport! So with all my luggage to deal with, I had to take a cab home.

I need a nightcap and my eye mask.........

The Cat Realm said...

So sorry you don´t have photoshop. Definitely time to fire that secretary! And I was pretty sure you are a girl, I saw this FAB picture of you in jewellery, I just wanted to confirm it.
Good to hear you had a great time at the concert! We do not like Madonna too much, she sings for Live Earth but on her last world tour she flew around in a private jet! DIVA!!!
And as we all know: I am the only DIVA around here!
My next dare doesn´t involve photoshop so I hope you´ll participate!
Anastasia

Anonymous said...

I completely understand. My human thinks that this is just an extra time thing and not like running a "real campaign" whatever that is! Humph.

It's tough being me too...

oh and if you don't want to purchase photoshop, check out gimp shop. I'm on a mac and it was originally for macs but you can interface it with windows too now. Freeware...

Victor Tabbycat said...

See, that's the problem wif the innernets; you can't sniff each other's tails to confirm identities!
An what's this werk fing an how can it possibly be more important than taggin our furiends? We's behind on taggin fur 3 fings now!
PS We hasn't done the pink wig fing, either. No Photoshop an Dad has to teech Mom to use Gimp. Oh! Chey suggested Gimp, too. Kewl