BREAKING NEWS FROM IOWA
Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is the latest victim of a Bite & Run attack.
The former Arkansas governor, surprised the rest of GOP field with his front-runner status here, was the first candidate to hold an event the day after Christmas. Surrounded by about a dozen reporters, as he went shooting, with Dude, his 3-year-old bird dog, and two friends, at his side.
In the first half hour, Huckabee, and friends shot three birds. Their last shot flew over the heads of reporters.
Moments later Huckabee and friends were attacked by several cats wearing tiaras, black leather and one holding a light saber. All three men are in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital. Dude the bird dog was seen leaving with the cats.
Unconfirmed sources report this is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace Bite and Run Brigade.
Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari issued a statement following the accusation. " It was imperative to bring attention to the American people that voting for Huckabee is like putting Elmer Fudd in the White House. Could some one please bring me a shot of tequila, i have the most putrid taste in my mouth"