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2007-12-16

Jimmy Buffett Snowed In at Casino Calamari

AP
Salem, MA

Unconfirmed sources report that Jimmy Buffett is snowed in at the Casino Calamari in Salem , MA due to a Nor-easter that hit New England late Saturday Night.

Salem Police have been called in due to the loud singing and noise coming from the Casino. Cats wearing coconut bras, grass skirts and leis invited the police to join the party. Mayor Kimberly Driscoll denies all reports of Salem Police drinking margaritas and sporting grass skirts. At this time the music and noise continues. Police cars are still parked outside the Casino.

Sing along with Jimmy and the Coral Poose Reefer Band

Boat drinks
Boys in the band ordered boat drinks
Visitors scored on the home rink
Everything seems to be wrong

Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air fare
I gotta to fly to saint somewhere
Im close to bodily harm

Twenty degrees and the hockey games on
Nobody cares they are way too far gone
Screamin boat drinks, something to keep em all warm

This mornin, I shot six holes in my freezer
I think I got cabin fever
Somebody sound the alarm

Id like to go where the pace of lifes slow
Could you beam me somewhere mr. scott?
Any ol place here on earth or in space
You pick the century and Ill pick the spot

Oh I know, (I know)
I should be leaving this climate
I got a verse but cant rhyme it
I gotta go where its warm

Boat drinks
Waitress I need two more boat drinks
Then Im headin south fore my dream shrinks

I gotta go where its warm (I gotta go where its warm)
I gotta go where its warm (I gotta go where its warm)
I gotta go where its warm!

I gotta go where there aint any snow
Where there aint any blow
cause my fin sinks so low
I gotta go where its warm

8 comments:

zevo calamari said...

you've got fins to the left
fins to the right
and you're the only poose in town......

zevo calamari said...

wasted away again in margaritaville.....

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh good heavens. I must be there because otherwise the Woman is getting out Buffett CD and will sing to it--and she CAN'T SING!!!!!

boo said...

oh dear....you guys need to get out! it's cold here in san diego, but not THAT cold! it's not grass skirt weather - hang on to your leather lips and come on out!

Lucy Fur said...

Well, everyone...I got soooo tired of hearing about winter that I've flown over to Kauai (actually,I smuggled myself aboard the plane in my pet humans'luggage).

The beaches are prisitne and the Mai Tais are fab. I recommend you all fly over here for a great holiday party.

Kiss Kiss,

Lucy Fur

The Meezers said...

cheeseburger in paradise........ mmmmmmmmmmmmm

nubi wan kenobi said...

i like mine with ketchup and tomato.....

jimmy buffett said...

You cats sure can party! Pour me another margarita please....