Join us for the entire weekend at Casino Calamari! With the money we made
Tonight we will celebrate Solstice by decorating our tree and a few ceremonial dances. Pagan pooses are welcome to join in this festivity.
We will also be celebrating end of Zappadan
Yes it is a real holiday! For all of those who are not familiar with this holiday it begins on December 4th and ends on Frank Zappa's birthday December 21st. (Frank passed away on December 4, 1993..and our pet human took it very hard since it was her birthday)
Sunday we will have our annual Festivus party. Please bring your list of grievances. The erecting of the Pole will start at 7:00 pm followed by the Feats of Strengths.
Remember to hire legal poose substitutes. We don't need that pesky Lou Dobbs bad mouthing us again on CNN!
Happy Solstice!
Merry Zappadan!
3 comments:
we only have one question:
why does it hurt when i pee?
that's mommy favorite Frank Zappa song, and one that her sorority and their Greek Talent Show partner fraternity sang one year.
Today is another festival.. but it's not a g rated festival so I won't suggest it.
We are looking forward to the Solstice party!
What a fun line-up this weekend at the Casino Calamari! We will try to make it over for some of the festivities. Happy (belated) Zappadan to you, too! Happy Belated Birthday to your pet human! See you for the Festivus party if not sooner.
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie
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