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2007-12-07

Bill O'Reilly Bit!


O’Reilly: Progressive blog readers = ‘devil worshippers.’

On Fox News yesterday, Bill O’Reilly let loose on “far-left websites” like DailyKos, stating, “If you read these far-left websites, you’re a devil worshipper. You are.” O’Reilly’s ombudsman responded, “As a journalist, you know better than that.” O’Reilly shot back: “Satan is running the DailyKos. Yes, he is! and Satan is also behind the blog The Adventures of Zevo Calamari and Boo. Those cats certainly are devil worshipping liberal heathens. "

After Bill O announced his lists of devil worshipping blogs, he claims that a herd of cats wearing black leather, rhinestoned devil horns and carrying pitchforks attacked him. Unconfirmed sources report that Mr O'Reilly is in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital.

There is no word on who the suspects are yet. Cameras at Fox were turned off right before the attack.
FOX NEWS has reported it is the work of the Pooses for Peace Bite and Run Brigade. Authorities are still investigating the Bite & Run attack on Rudy Giuliani earlier in the week.




5 comments:

zevo calamari said...

blaaaaauuuckkkkk yak ugh.... please pass me some Strega.. this taste in my mouth is
disgusting.

of course.. it is not the first time i have had that taste... it reminds me of karl rove... or was it dick cheney? blaaaaaaaawk

nubi wan kenobi said...

Bit him we did. Awful it tastes. Whiskey we drank.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow. And he hasn't even gotten to MY blog yet....

C.

The Meezers said...

was my pitchfork SUPPOSED to have real sharp points? Cause I think it stuck in his butt a little bit. - Sammy

Daisy said...

Hahahaha! The perfect bite and run candidate!