A Festivus for the Rest of Us!
We will be celebrating Festivus tonight at The Casino Calamari. The erecting of the pole will be at 7:00 pm. The reading of grievances will be followed by the Feats of Strength. The entire Seinfeld cast will be our special guests.
Here are a few excerpts from the list of grievances:
We want a full time staff member to post on our blog and visit other pooses blogs every day.
Our catnip needs are not met here.
All of us!
We want more stinky junk food not this organic crap they keep insisting we eat.
zevo and nubi
More birdie toys and a new light saber or else.
nubi wan kenobi
We insist on more Versace, Jimmy Choo and Manolos.
zevo, boo and lucy fur
We demand more Natty Boh, hon.
Also why does the new baby with the big feet get all the attention now?
tao and sarge
I am tired of being blamed for all those missing earrings.
I am over taking those meds.
miss lucy fur
I demand more wicker to chew on and more beer.
Pooses for Peace List of Grievances:
Why hasn't Dick Cheney been impeached?
click here to help impeach him!
Selfish Chimp in the White House.
Spineless democrats giving the chimp more money for a war.
Loss of our civil rights.
Walmart, McDonalds and Fox News.
Celebrities who wear fur.... well anyone who wears a dead animal for the sake of fashion.
Why can't humans just be nice to one another and stop all the fighting?