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2007-12-23

A Festivus for the Rest of Us!



We will be celebrating Festivus tonight at The Casino Calamari. The erecting of the pole will be at 7:00 pm. The reading of grievances will be followed by the Feats of Strength. The entire Seinfeld cast will be our special guests.

Here are a few excerpts from the list of grievances:

We want a full time staff member to post on our blog and visit other pooses blogs every day.

Our catnip needs are not met here.
All of us!


We want more stinky junk food not this organic crap they keep insisting we eat.
zevo and nubi

More birdie toys and a new light saber or else.
nubi wan kenobi

We insist on more Versace, Jimmy Choo and Manolos.
zevo, boo and lucy fur

We demand more Natty Boh, hon.
Also why does the new baby with the big feet get all the attention now?
tao and sarge

I am tired of being blamed for all those missing earrings.
miss boo

I am over taking those meds.
miss lucy fur

I demand more wicker to chew on and more beer.
bubba


Pooses for Peace List of Grievances:

Why hasn't Dick Cheney been impeached?
click here to help impeach him!

Selfish Chimp in the White House.

Spineless democrats giving the chimp more money for a war.

Loss of our civil rights.

Walmart, McDonalds and Fox News.

Celebrities who wear fur.... well anyone who wears a dead animal for the sake of fashion.

Why can't humans just be nice to one another and stop all the fighting?

6 comments:

Daisy said...

Happy Holidays! I hope your list of grievances is taken very seriously and rectified soon!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Whatever happened to compassion (on the list of grievences)

Happy rest of the Holidays to you!

Miss Lucy said...

If our grievances are not met, I plan to go on strike. No longer will I lie on top of the important papers, chew the toilet paper off the roll, tease the German Shepherd, or taunt the grand baby when she comes to visit. And, I shall begin the new year by partying non-stop.

To make matters worse, my pet humans are getting a new German Shepherd puppy in late January and I will need everyone's help with preparing a "welcome" for the new pup. He'll need to know RIGHT AWAY who is in charge in the house.

Mele Kalikimaka (my pet humans are still on Kauai and have gone all native on me).

Miss Lucy

Lux said...

I'm with Daisy ...

Merry christmas to you'ns!

Karen Jo said...

Have a wonderful Festivus. I hope your list of grievances is taken seriously. I agree with all the grievances on the Pooses for Peace list.

Chen & Ollie said...

Darn, darn, darn - we missed Festivus!! Well, we hope that it was good for all. We post our belated greivance here:
Mommy and Daddy should not be allowed to leave us making it hard to get on the computer for our very important blog work.
We wish you all a very Happy Healthy Holiday and 2008!
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie