Senator Diane Feinstein has called for an investigation on the whereabouts of the diamond hooped earrings she wore during Senator Dodd's filibuster on Monday. Unconfirmed sources report that the earring were a gift from a Telecom corporation.
The Senator is also demanding that The Pooses for Peace replace the
Pooses for Peace Spookes-poose issued a statement, "What earrings? What pantyhose?"
In other related DC news:
A brief fire broke out Wednesday morning inside the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, which is adjacent to the White House, but no one was injured and the fire was contained.
Firefighters found tequila bottles and cuban cigars in the room the fire started. No suspects have been named.