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2007-12-19

Feinstein Loses Telecom Earrings


Senator Diane Feinstein has called for an investigation on the whereabouts of the diamond hooped earrings she wore during Senator Dodd's filibuster on Monday. Unconfirmed sources report that the earring were a gift from a Telecom corporation.

The Senator is also demanding that The Pooses for Peace replace the plus size Leggs Control-top pantyhose that she also wore that day.

Pooses for Peace Spookes-poose issued a statement, "What earrings? What pantyhose?"

In other related DC news:

A brief fire broke out Wednesday morning inside the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, which is adjacent to the White House, but no one was injured and the fire was contained.

Firefighters were forced to break windows in the historic building. It appeared that several offices were gutted on the second floor near the ceremonial office of the vice president, but the fire did not appear to have spread to other floors.
Vice President Dick Cheney was not in the building at the time of the fire.

Firefighters found tequila bottles and cuban cigars in the room the fire started. No suspects have been named.

8 comments:

zevo calamari said...

I told you guys to throw away those tequila bottles..

nubi wan kenobi said...

Cough hack uck.... i don't get what humans like about cigars... hackk.... cough....

snowforest said...

Furry mysterious ... we agree ... cigars and smoke is very nasty!

Daisy said...

Uh oh, you forgot to remove the evidence!

Lux said...

Hmm ... very intriguing mystery, this.

Karen Jo said...

That's a very mysterious fire. I can't think how it got started. I hope the earrings look good on Miss Boo.

Thank you for saying that you missed me. It feels good to be back.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Cheney probably set the fire himself to hide the evidence of his wrong doing... sigh.

Oh and can you do a bite and run out here? We just found out that a woman we work with who should know better thinks that poor people should just get a job if they don't have health care. She had Momma in tears. She needs a good bite

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Marilyn MonREOW said...

Leggs Control Top? Oh dear. I hope I don't have to start wearing that, *sigh*!

But the earrings sound nice!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!