O’Reilly: Progressive blog readers = ‘devil worshippers.’
On Fox News yesterday, Bill O’Reilly let loose on “far-left websites” like DailyKos, stating, “If you read these far-left websites, you’re a devil worshipper. You are.” O’Reilly’s ombudsman responded, “As a journalist, you know better than that.” O’Reilly shot back: “Satan is running the DailyKos. Yes, he is! and Satan is also behind the blog The Adventures of Zevo Calamari and Boo. Those cats certainly are devil worshipping liberal heathens. "
After Bill O announced his lists of devil worshipping blogs, he claims that a herd of cats wearing black leather, rhinestoned devil horns and carrying pitchforks attacked him. Unconfirmed sources report that Mr O'Reilly is in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital.
There is no word on who the suspects are yet. Cameras at Fox were turned off right before the attack.
FOX NEWS has reported it is the work of the Pooses for Peace Bite and Run Brigade. Authorities are still investigating the Bite & Run attack on Rudy Giuliani earlier in the week.
Zevo Calamari and her friends have traveled the world partying with the glitteratti, consorting with the pooseratti and adding a whole new dimension to the the term cat burglar. Now known as the Pooses For Peace, these feline celebrities add a bite to the political arena of the USA!
Planet Calamari Zazzle shop
2007-12-07
Bill O'Reilly Bit!
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5 comments:
blaaaaauuuckkkkk yak ugh.... please pass me some Strega.. this taste in my mouth is
disgusting.
of course.. it is not the first time i have had that taste... it reminds me of karl rove... or was it dick cheney? blaaaaaaaawk
Bit him we did. Awful it tastes. Whiskey we drank.
Wow. And he hasn't even gotten to MY blog yet....
C.
was my pitchfork SUPPOSED to have real sharp points? Cause I think it stuck in his butt a little bit. - Sammy
Hahahaha! The perfect bite and run candidate!
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