Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2008-12-25

Happy Birthday....J........

Happy Birthday Jimmy Buffett!
Today is a Pastafarian Holy Day.

Tonight at the Casino Calamari

Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefer Pooses

All you can drink margaritas and shots of tequila!
Poose buffet of ham, tuna and cat nip brownies
Bring your own parrothead attire

Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rhum
(lyrics by jimmy buffett & ross kunkel-
Music by jimmy buffett roger guth & peter mayer)
Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near
He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years
He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns
He hates to admit it, but christmas is more work than fun
He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow
Mr. claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows
Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams
A break from his wife, his half frozen life
The elves and that damn reindeer team

Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhum
Santa's run off to the caribbean
He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhum

Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good
He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood
Just for the weekend he'd like to be peter pan
Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand

Chorus:
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhum
Santa's run off to the caribbean
Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhum

Merry Christmas too!
love
the pooses for peace

7 comments:

Karen Jo said...

Yay, party time! I love the song. A very Merry Christmas to all of you.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Now this could be a party I can get into...

The Meezers said...

alright!! we'll be right over!!!

Derby said...

Merry Christmas to you.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and your family!!!
We hope it was pawsome and fun :)
Great to be celebrating with MJimmy too...hic,oops :o

Wishing you a HAPPY NEW YEAR too!!!!!!!!!!!

Purrs Mickey,Georgia and Tillie

THE ZOO said...

we hope yur Christmas wuz bery Merry.

TRAVELSHOP said...

Hi!

Happy New Year..:)

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