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2008-12-31

Happy New Year's Eve!


AP
Hillcrest, CA

The rainbow section of San Diego known as Hillcrest has been flooded with hordes of well dressed cats and celebrities today, coming in from all over the country. Tonight the celebrity cats known as the Pooses for Peace will be holding their New Years Eve gala at Mo's, (formerly known as Hamburger Mary's).

Miss Lucy Fur and Miss Boo who still live in Hillcrest coordinated the last minute party details. Extra tequila has been brought up from Mexico for the party. Unconfirmed sources report that George Clooney may be escorting Miss Boo to the party. Donatella Versace flew in this morning with couture for the cats to wear this evening.

Miss Lucy Fur, BFF with Oprah has brought in Racheal Ray to cook for the evening. Many are concerned that Miss Lucy Fur is once again off her medication. The last time the cats had a party at MO's the San Diego swat team was called in for a cat fight started by Lucy Fur. Dr Phil filed a restraining order against Miss Fur last year.

Members of the Bite & Run, Poot and Run and Poop and Run brigades have been invited. There are too many to name. (We apologize for not providing links to all the cats attending or invited since we are typing on an iBook that has been feuding with blogger.com)

Paparazzi are hoping ex presidential canditate Cheysuli will be attending the party this year. Her former bodyguard, Nubi wan Kenobi arrived with roomie Zevo Calamari this morning.

Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari issued a statement as she stepped out of her solar powered limo this morning : "We would like to thank every member of The Bite & Run, Poop & Run and all other Brigades who worked so hard this year for our cause. So many ankles... so little time. But we did it! It was hard. But thanks to your persistance, and lots of tequila we won the battle. We look forward to a positive 2009, and the end of King Chimpy and his evil friends on 1/20/09. Happy 2009....yes we can. Yes we did. Pass me that flask please..........."

The party at MO's begins tonight at 5:00 pm and ends at 2:00 am or when the swat team arrives There will be a house-trashing party at Miss Boo afterwards. The cats ask everyone to bring their own tiaras or top hats.

11 comments:

The Meezers said...

you both look very beautiful. we are so very excited! Oh, and we brought some vanilla vodka laced egg nog

Miss Lucy Fur said...

OK Everyone...arrive early enough to claim your table near George and Oprah. We've also got the inside story from Oprah that her BFF Barack and wife Michelle will be arriving shortly efore midnight for the festivities.

Bring your own party hats and Boo, give me back my tiara NOW!!

Miss Luccy Fur

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I wore my glasses so I could sneak in incognito. You know the press continue to be so rude...

Happy New Year!!!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oooo it is warm here! Everyone looks great. I'm glad I wore my new "tuxido tie" I brought some noisemakers too!

Happy New Year!!! Lets pah-TAY

Karen Jo said...

Oooh, you saved me a place at Oprah's table. I am absolutely delighted. Happy New Year! May the new year bring you lots of love and joy and not so many ankles to bite. I can't wait to see the back of the Chimp and his cronies. Pass the tequila this way, please.

Everycat said...

We wish you all a very Happy New Year!

Whicky Wuudler

Lux said...

Wishing you all an extra-special new year! :)

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

Wishing you a very happy 2009!
~ Bob and Patrick
....and The Bunch

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

still nipped-over. shhhhhhhhhhhhh

*whispers* Happy New Year to you all

Kimo and Sabi said...

Happy New Year 2009!

Skeezix the Cat said...

Happy New Yeer!