Zappadan December 4th through December 21
Frank Zappa was born in the very same hospital as our pet human ...and passed away on her birthday in 1993. (She took it personal...and needless to say she was very excited to hear that others dedicated a season to him that starts on her birthday) The festival of Zappadan runs from the date of Frank's death, 12/4, through the date of his birth, 12/21.
We learned of this holiday from the blog crooksandliars.com "The third annual Festival of Zappadan is right around the corner, my friends, and here at The Aristocrats we eagerly await your artistic offerings."
So we invite everyone to celebrate Zappadan at the Casino Calamari for the entire season.
Bring your own dental floss, and we will provide entertainment, munchies and of course tequila.
Oh... and a happy birthday to our pet human. (We think she would like this quote too!)