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2008-12-01

What Ring?


MADRID - Police in Spain are investigating $125,000 in missing designer jewelry last seen on Winona Ryder at an event on Sunday.

Winona was loaned a Bulgari bracelet and ring, which she wore to a Marie Claire event in Spain last weekend, but the jewelry has gone missing.

A source told Access Hollywood that Winona left the jewels in her hotel room the morning following the event. But, when someone was dispatched to collect the bracelet and ring, they couldn’t be found.

The jewelry disappearance is the latest incident to make headlines from the actress’s European trip. Last week Miss Ryder reported being bit by a horde of cats wearing tiaras and one wearing a Jedi Robe. Unconfirmed sources claim these were the infamous Pooses for Peace who have had an on going feud with Miss Ryder for several years.

Authorities are ruling out the possibility that the cats are suspects of this particular robbery . They have a witness willing to testify that they stayed in Salem this past Thanksgiving Day weekend and had a house-trashing party and a seance. The pet sitter even left a note which may be used as evidence at a later date.

5 comments:

zevo hussein calamari said...

Having a good trained substitute poose to stand in while your pet humans are away can be so valuable!

The bracelet looked so good on Miss Boo that we let her keep it. Now we need to find something to keep Miss Lucy Fur happy.....

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Perhaps I could join interpole and search out these thieves who could not possibly be any relation to you...

Mickey said...

Miss Ryder really wants to get even with you guys !!!!! Good thing you outsmarted her!!!! bet it was not hard ;)
Purrs Mickey

The Meezers said...

we were all at the house trashing with you. we didn't see no jewelery

Lux said...

Oh no way! were you involved in this caper. Nuh-uh.