Planet Calamari Zazzle shop


Celebrate the Divine Miss M's Birthday
at the Casino Calamari!

You are invited to celebrate Bette Midler's Birthday
Tonight at the Casino Calamari
7:00 pm - whenever the Salem PD gets here

cat-Nip-tinis and all you can eat sea food buffet

Music by the Divine Miss M
with special back up vocals by the Furettes

bring your own mermaid costume


The Meezers said...

why do we haf a feeling the salem PD will show up at 7:01pm?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Can I nibble the fish part of her tail?

Just asking...

Derby said...

Love the Divine Miss M!