Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2009-12-11

Tiger Photo Leaked by Zevo Calamari


Madam Zevo Calamari, unconfirmed owner of the Brothel Calamari has released a statement today: "This is the picture of Tiger that i keep in my locket, with a strand of his fur. We spent time together when his mate was not in their den. I did not know he had cubs. I am not a hooker. It was true love. My heart is broken........ and um like.. ...does this lycra tiger print make me look fat?.... Pass me a shot of tequila please......"

3 comments:

Boo said...

Zeevs, honey - I've told you before. Pass on the lycra. It mashes down our fur and doesn't do anything for our figures.

But isn't HE a handsome one!! Grrrrrrrrr......

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow. Tiger is better looking than I recall...

Miss Lucy Fur said...

I was sooooo hoping the news of my affair with Tiger Woods wouldn't leak, but of course it's all over the tabloids. It was true love and he sent me sext messages hourly.

I talked to my BFF Oprah and she said we were a "match made in heaven". I don't know who all those other young women are. They lusdt be imposters. He loves only me!

I am so sad that he is being judged like this, mon cheri.

Miss Lucy Fur