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2009-12-05

Tiger Woods Seen Leaving Brothel Calamari

TMZ
BREAKING NEWS......

Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen Tiger Woods leaving the famed Brothel Calamari on several occasions this year. No photos have surfaced yet of these claims.The infamous brothel is allegedly run by the domestic terrorist feline Zevo hussein Calamari and her cohorts, the Pooses for Peace. Authorities in Salem have not been able to locate the brothel. Salem's mayor, Kim Driscoll has called for undercover police to search for the house of ill repute and arrest those running it. "Those wretched cats will be prosecuted as soon as we have evidence."

Madam Calamari refused to give an interview on Larry King or to make an appearance on The View. She released a statement this morning: "What brothel? What tigers? Do these golf shoes make me look fat? Pass me a martini please."

5 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We have a brothel? With a Tiger?!

boo said...

He's cuter in person....

zevo hussein calamari said...

great tipper too....

Miss Lucy F'ur said...

There was nothing going on...he just agreed to give me private golf lessons. I swear, it was all very innocent!

Miss Lucy Fur

Anonymous said...

Golfers and Cats??This was almost as funny as Saturday Night Live!!Besides Cats are not allowed on golf courses-unless they are in the kitty litter er I mean sand traps!!
A 12 handicapper and Che