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2010-01-25

BREAKING NEWS..... BITE & RUN
SUPREME COURT HOUSE


THIS JUST IN.......

During a top secret party held by the US Supreme Court justices who ruled that there would not be any campaign finance limits so that big corporations can take over the planet, a horde of cats , dogs, skunks, polar bears and a lone wolf all wearing Che hats, appeared out of nowhere and proceeded to attack all those who voted for this far-ranging decision that insures the already broken and corrupt American political system will become even more so almost immediately, barring the unlikely passage of new laws by the current spineless Congress.

Security officers in the building heard screams coming from the room but thought the judges had hired hookers to celebrate. By the time security guards decided to check on the judges, the animals had already disappeared from the building.

All justices suffered severe bite injuries. and scratches. A few had allergy attacks. One fainted at the sight of the polar bears while another screamed "Where is Sarah Palin and her rifle?... There is a wolf in here!" All were taken to an undisclosed hospital and given pain medication and antihistamines and are in stable condition. All who attended the party are missing their iphones and watches.

A biohazard unit was brought in to remove the peculiar odor and puddles on the floor. All robes were burned as no stain remover on the planet could possible save them.

Authorities have not named any suspects however it is believed this is the work of the liberal terrorist group known as the Pooses for Peace and their loyal legions of Bite & Run patrols.

Miss Zevo hussein Calamari, spokes-poose for the Pooses for Peace releases a statement" Well that is justice for you and instant karma! What iphones. Does this robe make me look fat? Ack pas the tequila.. the after -taste of greed is so hard to get out of my mouth...ack ack............."

Stay tuned to CNN for more news .....

4 comments:

boo said...

we definitely need to make this the beginning of a campaign. This ruling is soooo wrong on so many levels!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

But this is certainly a nice robe I have now. Justice Cheysuli has a nice ring don't you think?

If they don't--I'm with Thom Hartmann. I think we need to suggest that Hugo Chavez use his power as the owner of Citco to buy Congress...

The Meezers and Billy said...

Miss Zevo - your suggestion of eating the cabbage, brussels sprouts and bean chili before the event was great. I hear that they may need to just tear down the building as the smell may be permanently infused into the walls.

The Meezers and Billy said...

oh, and we're developing an "app" for poot and run - we're trying to figure out how to get smellaphone to work.