Pooses for Peace in France

Associated Press
Fance

Michele Obama and Carla Bruni invited Pooses for Peace celebrity cats, Zevo hussein Calamari, Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur to join them this weekend during the Obamas' visit. Unconfirmed sources report that Oscar de la Renta was livid that Michele Obama asked the celebrity cats for fashion advice for her European visit instead of him.

The cats are part of the Obama entourage. President Obama feels an allegiance to the Pooses for Peace for their covert Bite & Run escapades during the Bush years. All members of the Pooses for Peace added Hussein to their name in solidarity with President Obama during the election.. They have been getting negative press from the Religious Right for being communist, muslim and heathens ever since.

The cats will stay in France to celebrate the seven days of Zevomas which begins next week. Zevomas is the season of Zevo Calamari's birthday.

BREAKING NEWS ...Royal iPod Missing......

DETAILS TO FOLLOW........ HER ROYAL MAJESTY LOSES iPod from Obama.......
Scotland Yard called in....... Press Conference at 9AM Friday
HRM Corgies Crated for protection.........
Queen heard screaming WHERE'S MY BLOODY iPOD all over Britain

april fools

dear zevo and nubi

april fools...... you have NOT been baby-sitting me for the past several weeks.... i am here to stay.

i do wish those pet humans of yours would stop changing my name.

My first pet human called me Nuit...after the Egyptian goddess of night and it is French for night. I liked it. I think i did. Then again... who can remember such things. I was living with many cats and not eating as well as i am now. Since i have been here i have gained at least a pound. But i am still a size 0. I was a negative 0 before. The Olsen twins have nothing on me.

After arriving here at Casa Calamari it was too confusing for Nubi for me to be called Nuit.. so the female began to call me Bleu Nuit. (she spent too much time in Bourges France, known for its blue nights)

The male could not accept that name so now i am Bleu Luna or sometimes Luna Bleu or.....Poosalita. (and when i am called Poosalita little mice from the Cinderella movie begin to sing.)

By tomorrow i am sure they will change my name once more. Perhaps it is their pass time.

I am not shocked. They call Nubi several names in one day.. Nubi, Poosehead, Mr Poosehead, Sheriff Poosehead, Sheriff Big Hat and POOSE.

Zevo is treated with more respect. (i think she is old - i am only one and a half.) Queen Zevo, Your Royal Snarkness, Queen of Snark and dearest Poose.

So...happy april fools...it would be nice if Zevo would stop hissing at me and if Nubi would stop following me around.

Oh...by the way, i do have thumbs..and 7 toes on my back feet. I wonder if Versace can make shoes for me?

xoxoxo
the poose formally known as Nuit!

all we are saying ......is give Earth a chance....,

The Pooses for Peace invite you to Turn Out your lights for one hour tomorrow night...
Earth Hour is 8:30pm -9:30pm
Think of all the fun you can have iin the dark...wooo hooooo

for more info visit
http://www.earthhourus.org/main.php

at the Golden Door Spa....

Ahhhhh....Sunshine at last!

We have all taken a much needed break from the toxic AIG Bite & Run and have checked into the Golden Door Spa of Escondido CA. Since i was born in Escondido i am a celebrity here!

We will be detoxing with tuna smoothies, chelation therapy, acupuncture, massages and of course organic tequial sunrises.

Miss Boo will be teaching Pooseananda Yoga and Miss Lucy Fur is now a Reiki Poose-master. Her services will be most needed for all of us. I intend to soak up some much needed sun and get as many massages as possible.

We left Nubi home to babysit that new kitty...whatever her name is. And he is also babysitting the pet human while she recovers from some form of western medicine torture she had to have.
Nubi is no fun to bring to a spa anyway.. this is girls week only.

Oh...gotta run. They just brought in my free range chicken platter with cat nip sprouts.
Namaste!
zevo

p.s. as you may know, our pet human works on an antique mac and is not always able to visit blogs that are filled with lots of pics and cool gadgets.....we now have a page on facebook (which makes life easier) If you would like to be a Pooses for Peace fan and upload your picture please visit us FaceBook Page

AIG Executives receive BONUS Bite & Run Attack

Associated Press
Connecticut

AIG Executives who received huge bonuses not only had to worry about the Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous Bus Tours or the mobs of angry protesters this past week.

Today authorities have just confirmed that several of the executives of the greedy firm were ambushed by hundreds of cats in what is now known as a BONUS Bite & Run attack.

Hordes of cats wearing black leather jackets, some donning tiaras, one wearing what appeared to be Bono's glasses, another in a Jedi robe were seen running away from the scene. Screams, sneezes and gagging was heard through out the states of Connecticut and New York in the past hour. All those who were bit or suffering from allergy attacks were taken to an undisclosed hospital for the rich and greedy. There is no word on who was actually bit or their condition. Several executives have reported missing blackberries, iPhones and watches and are demanding that the tax payers buy them new ones.

Biohazard teams were sent in to clear up the odor of stench. Reports that the Poot & Run and the Poop & Run also left hefty bonuses for all during the ambush.

Authorities believe this is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace and their legions of covert Bite & Run Brigades. No arrests have been made as it is rumored that Barack Obama requested the attack.

Zevo Calamari, spokes-poose for the cats and wearing what seemed to be Bono-like glasses issued a statement today"Cough, gag.. yuck... oh paaaaleeez....who was wearing the Old Spice? gag.. Give me a hit of that tequila. Ack.. greed has such a vile after taste....ack.......Many of the bites were bites to the bone... our idea of a real BONUS! ....Do these glasses make me look fat? ack..... "

zevo hallucinates

Oooooooh.....my poor head. that was some party... i am so glad i have these huge sunglasses to wear until i recover! hmmm.... i look soooo cool in these. Too bad they have to go on eBay later. I have to pay for those new Versace shoes somehow.

And that was some cat nip we had the other night... i am still hallucinating. There are way too many black cats here. I am seeing triple.

Hmmm... i know the big one is Nubi.....but wasn't that other little one supposed to go back? They did say we were just babysitting her............ i can't remember her name.....Green? Bleu? Pink? it was some color....but that was like... um ....hmm... a month ago? Why is she still here?

Oh my head.... ouch. It hurts to see. And that other black and white cat is just too scary. It hasn't moved for hours. Maybe this cat nip is making me paranoid.............

hmmmm.... i am soooo hungry...... any munchies around here? I bet those other cats ate all the good stuff.

Oh well la de da...i think i can wait a few more days before i sell these glasses and blackberry on eBay.

zevo

WHERE ARE MY BLOODY GLASSES?

Associated Press
Salem MA

Salem police were called to quell the noise at the Casino Calamari last night. The Pooses for Peace held their annual St Patty's O'Poose Party. U2 and Bono were guests and played until police arrived at 3:00am.

Salem mayor Kimberly Driscoll and her signature black suit attempted to make a guest appearance at 7:00pm but was stopped at the door by bouncer Nubi wan Kenobi for not wearing green. Unconfirmed sources report that Driscoll screamed "Those wretched cats will be sorry for this!" before stormeing off. She lost a watch and earrings on the way out along with her iPhone and the official City of Salem blackberry.

Hung-over cats were seen all over Salem this morning. There was line of cats ordering Bloody Mary's at In a Pigs Eye and lines of cats at the Witch's Brew as well. Local merchants are thankful the cat have been boosting their business during this so called recession.

In other news, Bono has lost his sunglasses. He lost them the last time he played at Casino Calamari. Zevo Calamari issued a statement" We appreciate Bono and U2 playing such wonderful music last night. Thank you so much. What glasses?"

Party O'Pooses

Come join us at Hamburger O' Marys (located inside Casino O'Calamari's)
in Salem for a St Patty's Day party.
5:00 pm-?
wear green

Tickets are still available for this event.

Call 1-800-Boo-Zevo. Have your credit card ready!

May the Tuna dish rise up to meet you,
Zevo O' Calamari and the Pooses O'Peace

ps. we will be celebrating the good cat scan news that our pet human does not have evil aliens living inside her!

BOSTON
Associated Press

The St Patrick's Day parade was led this year by the O'Danny Boy Pipe Band playing "When Irish Pooses are Smiling." Followed by the controversial Pooses for Peace Float.

A Poose Pride Float was rejected by parade officials and pooses wearing rainbow shirts protested on the side lines. The Boston Catholic Diocese has rejected the Gay Pooses of America. Hordes of cats marched behind the float carrying banners and singing Hello Dolly.

Unconfirmed sources report that Ted Kennedy invited the celebrity cats and their friends to a celebration after the parade. It is no secret that Kennedy and the cats are good friends. Kennedy invited the cats to ride along with him and his dog Splash, in his limo to the St Patty's Party held at Casino Calamari in Salem MA. The River Dance Poose Dancers led by Boo, Miss Lucy Fur, Monkay and Nubi O'Kenobi will open for Bono and U2 later tonight.

The mayor of Salem has asked for Boston PD back up for tonight's celebrations. She sent a warning to all attending the party to wear cheap jewelry. She has not commented if she will attend the party.

Zevo O'Calamari has issued a statement to the Mayor:"Don't even think you will be allowed in with that black suit! Wear something green or be bit!" Oh..... pass me a hit off that flask will you dear? Do you think green makes me look fat?

Pooses for Peace Declare Laugh at Limbaugh Week!

CNN BREAKING NEWS
This just in The Situation Room

During Rush Limbaugh's radio show today, hundreds of cats wearing tiaras, black leather jackets, and one donning a Jedi robe and light saber rushed into the studio and laughed at him. Some laughed so hard they peed on the floor, others unfortunately did more than pee on the floor. Between the stench and the shrieking laughter. Limbaugh had to break to a commercial.

A biohazard team was brought in to clean up the odor and mess. Limbaugh was rushed to an undisclosed hospital. Unconfirmed sources are not sure if his tears were due to the odor, allergies or that his feelings were hurt by a bunch of pussy cats.

Authorities are not sure if this is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace, known for Bite & Run attacks. This is the first Laugh & Run attack reported. Since there is no law making laughter a crime, no charges can or will be filed.

Zevo Calamari, spokes-poose for the Pooses for Peace issued a statement today. "We have had several requests for a Limbaugh Bite & Run. I shall not permit anyone to endanger themselves in such a manner. Mr Limbaugh is beyond toxic. He is not only filled with oxycontin, viagra and cigar fumes, but he is filled with hate. We do not want any of our covert operatives to risk taking in any of these lethal substances. Instead we have decided the best way to silence this hate monger is to laugh at him. And keep laughing. This man is a fat clown. Just laugh at him. This is much worse than any bite he could every receive!" and um .. could you please pass me a hit off that flask? Does this tiara make me look fat?

The Pooses for Peace have proclaimed this LAUGH AT LIMBAUGH WEEK.

ps we apologize for not visiting blogs lately. we have several excuses. ... please don't make the pet human list them. thanks!

Stoli is award medal of honor by the Pooses for Peace

We interrupt our party for this announcement!

A member of the Pooses for Peace, Stoli...aka Poopalus of the infamous Poop & Run Brigade has been awarded a medal of honor by the Pooses for Peace. Stoli not only performs as a general in the Poop & Run Brigade when needed, but also does volunteer work for petsonwheels.org

Pets on Wheels is a not for profit volunteer 501c3 organization which provides friendly visits from volunteers and their pets to those requiring the support of an institutional setting.

Visits are most often to nursing homes; however, assisted living communities and facilities for the physically and mentally challenged are also recipients of our visits. Recently, veterans' hospitals, programs for the homeless, and children at risk of home out placement have also been added to our visits. Our emphasis is on residents who have been unresponsive to ongoing activities. Many of these patients have impaired cognitive abilities due to specific illnesses such as Alzheimer's disease, and react to animals with more awareness than to people around them. For instance, repetitive speech behavior or annoying mannerisms may cease while a patient is petting an animal.

Pets love unconditionally, even when a person is no longer attractive, even-tempered, or agile. Their warmth makes a difference to those they visit.

Thank you Stoli for your help!

Please note that we are taking some time off from blogging this week and hope to return soon.

Happy Birthday Dr Seuss!

"Its fun to have fun but you have to know how."

we invite all cats to be extra bad today and have fun!!

You are invited....

The Pooses for Peace Invite all Dr Seuss Fans to a Seuss-a-palooza!

Come celebrate Dr Seuss's 105th Birthday on March 2, 2009 with cats around the world reading all of his books while eating green eggs and ham and cat in the hat food.

From Boo in San Diego.....

Just thought i would wear these earrings i scored um...found at the Mardi Gras Ball last Tuesday night. I think i scored um cough um found a bracelet that matches too... hmmm now where did i hide that? We had such a lovely time. Tho... i really can't remember much. Champagne.... jello shots....... Singing with Harry Connick Jr..... dancing... dancing on table tops............

OH! and dancing with George Clooney ...which always makes me light headed. It is a shame he had to rent his Italian villa out to those nasty Brits, Beckman and his stink insect Spice wife. I could use a nice Italian holiday.
Oh well... la de da.. i am sure i will have a chance to bite her eventually.

Meanwhile i think i will go meet Miss Lucy Fur and Zevo at MO's for a margarita. Nubi is in Salem... he has to babysit this weekend. (ha ha ha!)

ciao for now
Miss Boo

Mardi Gras a Success

Associated Press
New Orleans

The infamous Pooses for Peace had several floats in this year's Mardi Gras parade. Cats wearing tiaras were seen throwing pink and purple beads to the crowds. On another float, Mike Huckabees exdog, Dude the Bird Dog danced with a drag queen dressed as Liza Minelli. Hundreds of Bite & Run Patrol members marched and danced beside each float wearing their trademark black leather jackets.

The celebrity cats held a Mardi Gras Ball with their dear friend Harry Connick Jr, Brandon Marsalis and Spike Lee. Other celebrities attended. President Obama sent his regards to the cats and wished them a good time.

Unlike last year, the cats were not on orange alert for a Washington DC Bite & Run. ( Mardi Gras of 2008, the cats left the festivities early so that they could monitor the FISA hearings in the Senate. Bite Patrol Brigades were on stand by and several Senators were bit the following day.)

This morning hundreds of hung-over pooses were found sleeping on the streets, on top of floats, cars and hotel awnings. Mayor Ray Nagin praised the cats for helping to bring revenue into the city the past week. His office released a statement this morning: " I would like to thank the Pooses for Peace and all their friends for making this year's Mardi Gras a success. As always, these cats are a delight to be around. I do not agree with comments made by Mayor Driscoll of Salem MA in the past about these dear cats. Perhaps the mayor of Salem could leave her black suit home, and visit Mardi Gras next year and take notes!"

Zevo Calamari spokes-poose for the cats issued a statement this morning as well. " Thank you all for making this event a success..... um ... anyone have some ginger ale and asprin? Could you turn the lights down please? OH my head....... oh no ... i need a garbage can......."

Pooses for Peace Boycott Oscars

Associated Press
Hollywood CA

In a shocking turn of events, the celebrity cats known as the Pooses for Peace have shunned making an appearance at the Oscars on Sunday night and have chosen to ride in the Bacchus Mardi Gras parade instead.

Unconfirmed sources report that the cats are disgusted with stick insect celebrities who wear fur and clueless on how the rest of the planet is doing these days. Others claim the cats are annoyed that they were not invited to present at the Oscars this year after last year's Bite and Run incident. Several celebrities have filed restraining orders against them.

Zevo Calamari, spokes-poose for the cats issued a statement today: " I think the time has come for us all to enjoy a cheap bottle of wine and relax. um....Winona who? Paris.... Lindsey who? ... um...oh...Life is precious so let's all join hands and sing Give Peace a Change....and um...Oh.. like...do these birkenstocks make me look fat? Do you think they go with the Versace dress? Purple beads or green? Pass me some of that Mondavi........"

Mardi Gras!

Associated Press
New Orleans

Hordes of cats from all over the country are pouring into New Orleans this week in hopes of catching a glimpse of the Pooses for Peace Float and their marching Bite & Run bands in the Bacchus Parade this Sunday.

Extra security has been brought in from around the state. The celebrity cats have a cult following and have been blamed for several Bite & Run attacks on republican officials and celebrity stick insects in the past. Authorities have warned tourists not to wear expensive jewelry or bring valuables to the events.

The Pooses for Peace will hold a Mardi Gras Party on Tuesday 2/24/09 along with Harry Connick Jr and other musicians. Details of the party will be announced shortly.

Miss Zevo Calamari spokes-poose for the cats issued a statement today. " We are so excited about riding in this years parade. Do you think these beads make me look fat? Oh and i encourage everyone to wear their very best jewelry.. after all you want to look good for the party. Could you pass me a hit off that flask ... thanks... "

Meet Monkey our newest member....

We will interrupt our baby-sitting of Bleu Nuit today to bring you this important Pooses for Peace announcement. We would like to welcome Monkey... a talented male with thumbs! We are not sure if there is something in his mouth in this picture....perhaps his pet human will give us more details soon.
Monkey will be attending the Bite & Run intensive training course and will be a certified member of the Bite & Run brigade in a few weeks. (Though if those California Republicans don't balance that budget soon he may be called into service sooner!)

In other news... we are not sure but we think the pet humans are trying to trick us with this baby-sitting gig. If we are only baby-sitting Bleu Nuit... then why did they change her name from Nuit to Bleu Nuit? HUH?
And why did they give her a special blanket? And why is she getting all the attention? We made need the Bite & Run services here soon.

ciao for now
still planning for Mardi Gras...
zevo

ps i am NOT a poosehead and i am very tired of hearing "Nubi stop being a poosehead!"
nubi

excuses.. excuses...

So sorry we have not been around. The pet human slave has so many excuses why she has not posted for us. Her arm hurts, her wrists hurt, cooties and.....

oh..... now we are baby-sitting this poose with BIG paws. Her name was Nuit.. but the humans changed it to Bleu Nuit. She is only one years old. And sooo tiny. She mostly hides all day.

None of us are sleeping. Our house is a mess.

Hope that is enough excuses for now!

In the words of Miles Meezer
crap crap crapidy crap


We are hoping the pet human's arms heal soon so she will focus on important things like our blog.

ciao for now
zevo