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2006-09-25

How to torment your pet human....




I was bored the other day. Lucy is in France with Johnny Depp planning Poseyland and Zevo is remodeling the brothel. So i came up with a new game.

Here is a fun and easy way to torment your pet human. Find a mouse...chase it into the house. Play with it. Let it live. Make sure you make lots of noise so your human hears you. As soon as your pet human walks in the room, let the mouse go.

Let the mouse back out of the house later when your pet human is gone. However it is important to pretend you are still looking for the mouse so your pet human thinks it is still there. You can keep this going for days or even weeks.

love

boo

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3 comments:

zevo hussein calamari said...

that never works with my pet human. she wants to put big white gloves oon the mouse and sing disney songs with them.

humans!

love

zevo

Anonymous said...

Hi Zevo and Boo,

I can tell from the blog that you two are very bored these days. You should jet on over to the Riviera. I need help [utting together the "Garfield's Wlid Ride" exhibit.

Also, I'm interviewing 4 star chefs for the restaurant in Pooseyland. Johnny is divine, but has NO TASTE when it comes to food and fashion.

Au Revoir,

Lucette

zevo hussein calamari said...

i cannot possibly leave with the renovation on my "business" this month... i must be ready for the halloween mardi gras tourists.
maybe boo could come over with you.
don't forget to have a pooses of the caribbean ride and a it's a small poose ride.
give johnny my love
but bite his wife for me
love
zevo