APHollywood, CA
Johnny Depp has released a statement that it is true he has been with Lucy the Cat at the Beverly Hills Hotel the entire time of the uproar at Disneyland. Depp claims that Lucy is innocent and has been set up by a poose stunt double looking from revenge.
He is asking all pooses to leave Disneyland peacefully. He has promised to open a theme park in the South of France for Pooses...... PooseyLand.
Lucy the Cat will be in charge of this project and will be in France for the next for weeks. Any disturbance in the US is the result of unrully substitutes.
Depp also recommends the Cobb Salad on the menu at the hotel.
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Bon Jour from St. Tropez mes amis.
Dear Sweet Johnny has come to my aid! What a gallant, swashbuckling
hunk of burning love he is! I hope they arrest that Lucy Imposter quickly. She has been making my life a living hell for the past few weeks.
We are ensconsed in an 18th century French farmhouse, not far from the Riviera. Julia Roberts and the twins are coming for brunch this weekend.
I'll have to invite Zevo and Boo as well, but stickyfingers better leave Julia's jewelry alone.
Juia wants to help with the design for the theme park here and the twins will help plan the rides. We have plans for a Margarita Bar and spa for the grown up pooses.
Au Revoir for now...Yves is here for my massage.
Madamoiselle Lucette
lucy, thanks for the invite.... but with the remodeling of brothel calamari, before the salem halloween crowds pour in,i will be much too busy.
give johnny my love...
love
zevo
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