AP NEWS ALERTThis just in from Anaheim, CA...... Pooses led by Lucy the cat who is once again off her meds have taken over The Pirates of the Caribbean Ride and have taken the Johnny Depp statue hostage until their demands are met.
One demand is that the song will be changed to the words "Yo ho Yo Ho a Pooses' Life for me" The other demand is that pirate cats must be added to the decor of the ride, since there is a dog in it.
Swat teams and riot police have been called in... we will keep you posted. Now back to more propaganda.
Pirates of the Caribbean Ride Song
3 comments:
Well, "Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Chanel Number 5" is my motto. I am NOT part of this stoopid scheme.
While you all are at Disneyland with that dumb statue caper, I am at the Beverly Hills Hotel with Johnny Depp. I love their Cobb salads and he is soooo handsome. He also finds me quite entertaining, off or on my meds.
Gotta go...they're bringing around the dessert tray!
Smooch, smooch,
Lucy
lucy dear...you really do need to go back on your meds. Johnny Depp is here in Salem at the pirate festival with me.
love
zevo
uh-oh..........girls, i think i know what's going on! i think they've got an institute for substitute glitterati that we didn't know about! johnny can't be in disneyland AND salem! so there's GOT to be a sub poos - i mean human - in one of those places.....
hmmmmm.......methinks it's time for a pink poos caper........
i call upon the ghost of peter sellers to help us out here.......
boo
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