Dear Lucette,
I have HAD it with this Jedi nonsense once and for all. I can not get a thing done around here with out Master Nubee Wan Kenobi shaking his light saber at me and threatening me with THE FORCE. So i have decided to ship him overnight fed-ex to France. He can help you work on the Star Tours ride at Poosey Land. He is very good friends with Chewbacca and R2D2. Perhaps they can help you as well.
I have also called my dear friend Martha to help you with the design of the restaurants and menus. We grew very close when we were both serving time. Perhaps after the brothel is remodeled and the crowds in Salem calm down i shall come visit for a rest.
Give Johnny my love. And watch out for his wife. ...she bites back.
zevo
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General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
princess leia
sorry.... wrong kenobi
love
nubee wan kenobi
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