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It was a bloody day for those sell-out traitor Senators who voted in favor of allowing US citizens to be illegally spied on the telecom corporations. To condense what really happened today in the Senate we were betrayed. Yes.....Sad to say we lost our battle. Can you believe that the people your pet humans voted for actually think it is OK for the US government to listen in to their phone calls and read their emails. And we are sure they are reading this blog post right now!!!!!!!!!!!!

But.....take heart dear pooses, November is not that far away! Here are the heros who stood for our rights today. These dear souls were not bit! In fact we all made an effort to kiss and purr them when while we attacked everyone else not listed.

Thank you, to the Senators listed below who voted for NO to immunity to those nasty telecom corps who illegally spied on US citizens. (All others are now in critical condition at Walter Reed Hospital for cuts, scratches and allergic reactions. If your Senator is not listed they arte now considered a traitor by the Pooses for Peace!)


Akaka (D-HI)
Baucus (D-MT)
Biden (D-DE)
Bingaman (D-NM)
Boxer (D-CA)
Brown (D-OH)
Byrd (D-WV)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Cardin (D-MD)
Casey (D-PA)
Dodd (D-CT) xoxoxox
Dorgan (D-ND)
Durbin (D-IL)
Feingold (D-WI) xoxoxox
Harkin (D-IA)
Kennedy (D-MA) xoxoxoxo
Kerry (D-MA)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Lautenberg (D-NJ)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
Menendez (D-NJ)
Murray (D-WA)
Obama (D-IL) Lookie... Obama voted for Us! Hillary didn't even bother to show up!
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV)
Sanders (I-VT)
Schumer (D-NY)
Tester (D-MT)
Whitehouse (D-RI)
Wyden (D-OR)

In other news there is a report that several of the skeletons of the dinosaurs and prehistoric lizards are now missing from the The National Museum of Natural History. Pooses for Peace Spokes-poose has issued a statement. "What lizards? What skeletons? Do you like this dress with the leather jacket?"

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The Meezers said...

quick - I need some tequila! feinstein flesh is rancid! - Miles

phew - my arms are tired from all of the whapping. -- Sammy

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh gracious, that is awful -- thank you for the list of those who took a stand for people's rights. My mom always says, if the country were run by cats, everybody would be a lot better off!

Hear Hear, Pooses for Peace!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

At least Patty and Maria (WA) are good for something (even if they both did endorse Hillary in state that voted 2 to 1 in all counties but one tiny one in the eastern part of the state for Obama--3 to 1 in the Seattle precincts! We hope they change their votes knowing this)

It is however very frustrating that so many others let us down. Kisses from us to Russ F as well (we LOVE Russ).

Quasi's female said...

Quasi wants to know how he can join the Bite & Run Brigage.

Chen & Ollie said...

Who do we bite? Who do we bite?? At least Casey voted No...

Anonymous said...

my fangs hurt. i think i broke a tooth.....i need a nip-tini!


Daisy said...

Oh. Was I supposed to return the lizard skeleton? Sorry.

snowforest said...

Spying on citizens is bad!
We wonder what happened to those giant lizards though...