Planet Calamari Zazzle shop


Happy President's Day

The Bite Patrol


zevo calamari said...


Más tequila por favor!!!!!!!!!!

The Meezers said...

quick, where's the tequila and ham?

Anonymous said...

Awful taste in my mouth i have,
tequila and listerine i need...

the force was with us!
nubi wan kenobi

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Definitely need to wash out your mouth after that. Pteh... I WARNED you all.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I made sure I took my laxitone before we left. aaaaahhhhhhh I feel like I've lost 4 pounds....on pillows.

Miss Lucy said...

Geeeeeeeze. There aint enough tequila and Scope in the world to get this taste out of my mouth!!!

P.S. I got a little nip of the twins, too. Taste like cheap perfume, if anyone's interested.

Miss Lucy Fur

Boo said...

Wait, everyone! I just found more tequila!!! Now, did anyone bring floss? I think I have some presidential hair between my teeth.


Chen & Ollie said...

Best president's gift we ever got! Thanks bite patrol!
Mr. Chen & Ollie