Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2008-02-28

Shhh.... i am a dormire

I must rest up today. As Cheysuli's bodyguard i am sure she will expect me to go to Italy this weekend for her birthday party. It is going to be quite the bash now that she is the Prime Minister of Italy.

Zevo, Boo and Miss Lucy Fur flew to Milan right after the Oscars. They are staying with Donatella Versace. (And i am sure they had nothing to do with that huge jewel heist that took place at the Milan jeweller Damian's

I need to practice my Italian. "Si prega di maggio sono i più prosciutto?" (May i please have more ham?)
"Soggiorno lontano da Cheysuli o si mordono i lei." (Stay away from Cheysuli or i will bite you.)

ciao ciao
nubi wan kenobi

10 comments:

Lux said...

You are going to be an excellent bodyguard with all that Italian you've learned! Rest well ...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You are doing excellent Nubi! Fortunately I have many friends in Italy would avenge any attempt on my life so we should be able to eat ourselves silly...

Daisy said...

It sounds like you have mastered the two most important Italian phrases!

zevo calamari said...

What jewel heist?

Boo said...

Nubi - don't forget your light saber and your phrase book! I'm sure your Jedi look will attract all the bella italianas!

Karen Jo said...

I am sure that Cheysuli will have nothing to worry about with you at her side, Nubi. I am impressed with your command of Italian. I think I will wear my long, black, velvet skirt and my jeweled white sweater to the party, but no diamond earrings.

Derby said...

I will hang with you, that way I know I will get ham!

The Meezers said...

dove è il tequila?

meemsnyc said...

Wow, your Italian is great.

Karen Jo said...

Thank you so much for the offer of earrings for the party. I am sure that they will look fabulous.