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2008-02-23

URGENT POOSE NEWS

Well it seems that the Decider Chimp is at it again. Guess that he is not satisfied with all the destruction and mayhem he has caused in Iraq.....so he has decided that soon it will be OK to go out and kill wolves.

Now.... as a rule, we don't hang out with wolves. We don't invite them to our parties and we try to avoid roaming through Yellowstone. We would love to invite them to join our Bite Patrol.....but we are not sure if they would bite us as well! However, they are stunning creatures and do deserve to live their lives without being chased by men with guns as a sport.

Please have your pet humans sign this petition to save the wolves from the Chimp and his gun-toting goons.

Visitwww.nrdconline.org
to learn more and sign the petition.

We are all in this together. Who knows.... soon the Chimp may decide that hunting cats would be a great idea!
Thank you,
The Pooses for Peace

10 comments:

The Cat Realm said...

The staff just signed. We wish someone would just look away that chimp in a zoo and never let him out again.....
Thanks for the link, the humans will spread it around.
Karl

zevo calamari said...

Perhaps the wolves should have a Bite & Run attack on DC soon.....

The Meezers said...

we signed, however, our representative is a Decider Chimp Follower and most likely will not even read this. We may need to have a bite and run attack on Randy Kuhl.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We were surprised that we didn't get that action event? How strange. At any rate, don't joke about the cats--didn't they want to hunt feral cats in Florida because they said that's why the birds were dying?

Mickey said...

I am a Canadian cat, but I support the petition!
A bite patrol to DC would be a good thing! A BIG bite patrol :)
Purrs Mickey

The Cat Realm said...

Voting has started at http://redcarpetbuzz.blogspot.com.
Please come and cast your vote!!!
Have a wonderful Sunday!

toni said...

i wish the wolves would have a bite patrol, but you know how the chimps would turn that one around and use it as proof that they should be shot!

my pet human was all over that petition the minute it came in.

Anonymous said...

i wish the wolves would have a bite patrol, but you know how the chimps would turn that one around and use it as proof that they should be shot!

my pet human was all over that petition the minute it came in.

boo

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I'm already on that. The Decider Chimp has already let Wisconson (amoung other states) kill cats. If a cat doesn't have a collar on and wanders into a neighbor's yard, the neighbor can claim it is a feral cat and shoot it. This is what they want to do in Florida.

Lux said...

You're right - we signed!