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2008-02-11

FISA FIGHT...... again..........

Shhhhh...... i need my beauty rest. So many parties so little rest. Tomorrow i must lead the Bite & Run Special Forces into another battle on Capitol Hill.

As my soon to be boyfriend um, political advisor, Keith Olbermann announced on Friday, "Tuesday we have the FISA vote. If the Democrats cave in, and they create a shield for the telecomms from lawsuits filed by Americans, never mind any prosecution, but just the civil action, does that mean the end of possibly any inquiry in any way, shape, or form into that illegal wiretapping and whatever the next stage might be of monitoring of Internet and phone communications?"

So this means we are all on Bite Alert.
Bite & Run Brigades please report to your posts.
Special Whapping Patrols please report to Generals Miles and Sammy.
Please remember to wear your black leather jackets...fashion is everything when you are starting a revolution!

These Senators listed below are the ones who feel it is OK for US citizens to be spied on ILLEGALLY by telecom corporations. (You would think after that last Bite & Run they would have changed their minds!) Please have your pet humans call them to remind them who votes them in office and NO NO NO on telecom immunity! (Be nice on the phone...leave the biting to us on the floor of Congress!)

Afterwards we will have a special belated birthday celebration for Daisy the Curly Cat... one of our most fashionable biters at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History, Special Lizard Room. Tequila and Nip-tinis will be served.

Pooses.....Sharpen your claws, teeth and roll in extra dust. We are prepared to take on these traitors!
  • Bayh (202) 224-5623 phone, (202) 228-1377 fax
  • Byrd (202) 224-3954 phone, (202) 228-0002 fax
  • Carper (202) 224-2441 phone, (202) 228-2190 fax
  • Feinstein (202) 224-3841 phone, (202) 228-3954 fax Bite extra hard!!!!!!!!
  • Inouye (202) 224-3934 phone, (202) 224-6747 fax
  • Johnson (202) 224-5842 phone, (605) 341-2207 fax
  • Kohl (202) 224-5653 (202) 224-9787
  • Landrieu (202)224-5824 phone, (202) 224-9735 fax
  • Lincoln (202) 224-4843 phone, (202) 228-1371 fax
  • McCaskill (202) 224-6154 phone, (202) 228-6326 fax
  • Mikulski (202) 224-4654 phone, (202) 224-8858 fax
  • Nelson (FL) (202) 224-5274 phone, (202) 228-2183 fax
  • Nelson (NE) (202) 224-6551 phone, (202) 228-0012 fax
  • Pryor (202) 224-2353 phone, (202) 228-0908 fax
  • Rockefeller, (202) 224-6472 phone, (202) 224-7665 fax
  • Salazar (202) 224-5852 phone, (202) 228-5036 fax
  • Stabenow (202) 224-4822 phone, (202) 228-0325 fax
  • Chambliss (202) 224-3521 phone, (202) 224-0103 fax
  • Coleman (202) 224-5641 phone, (202) 224-1152 fax
  • Collins (202) 224-2523 phone, (202) 224-2693 fax
  • Dole (202) 224-6342 phone, (202) 224-1100 fax
  • Graham (202) 224-5972 phone, (202) 224-3808 fax
  • Lieberman (202) 224-4041 phone, (202) 224-9750 fax
  • McCain (202) 224-2235 phone, (202) 228-2862 fax
  • Smith (202) 224-3753 phone, (202) 228-3997 fax
  • Snowe (202) 224-5344 phone, (202) 224-1946 fax
  • Sununu (202) 224-2841 phone, (202) 228-4131 fax
  • Warner (202) 224-2023 phone, (202) 224-6295 fax

Could someone please turn the lights out and wake me when it is time to go..........
xoxoxox
zevo

6 comments:

Daisy said...

I am at my post and on full Bite Alert!

And I cannot wait to see the Lizard Room.

Derby said...

Are you behind the art heist in Switzerland?

The Meezers said...

wait FEINSTEIN? Are you SERIOUS? We will take extra whaps at her tomorrow. We will be in our leathers and ready to whap!!

Lux said...

Gosh, there sure are a lot of them. :(

My teeth and claws are ready,
Lux

Miss Lucy said...

I'm bringing Judd, the German Shepherd Wonder Puppy. His bite is treacherous with those little razor teeth. Besides, he's beggin for a side trip to the Westminster Kennel Club shindig at the Garden.

Anyone for a New Yawk party when we're done? Check with Liza and Dude. They can get us into some great shows, I'm sure.

Bringin the Scope!

Lucy Fur

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

that was fantastic. you know, that thing we did yesterday. my jaws are so sore. i won't have to have my claws trimmed for a while either. whoo hoo!
you'd better get some good napping in today to make up for all that running. Bendrix is still sleeping.