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Bite Patrol a No Show at Wedding?

Crawford Texas

Security was tightened for the wedding of George Bush's daughter Jenna this past Saturday. Unconfirmed sources claim that the family and Homeland Security were expecting a Bite & Run Attack during the wedding by the infamous Pooses for Peace. All members of the bridal party wore ankle guards as a precaution. The bride wore a special diamond clad ankle guard to match her Oscar de La Renta gown.

CIA, FBI, Swat patrols, Texas Rangers and Homeland security were on the highest elevated alert for the entire day on the look out for any suspicious cats. No Bite & Run Attacks were reported. No cats were seen at all in Crawford that day.

An anonymous guest claims that the wedding went as planned and the only interruption was a temper tantrum thrown by Jenna Bush when she discovered her earrings were no longer on her ears. Jenna's twin sister Barbara also lost a diamond bracelet at the reception. Another guest who wishes to remain anonymous reported that both were drinking heavily.


zevo hussein calamari said...

What do you think we can get for these on Ebay?

Anonymous said...

Use the Force to be invisible, a Jedi can.
Hard to see the smart cats are!

May the Force be With you.
nubi wan kenobi

Boo said...

Ah declayah....Ah don't know which admirerah sent me these earrings!

Mickey said...

Good thing the Bite & Run was a no show! I don't think there are any shots to protect against the "Bush Syndrome" !!!!!!!!!!! Heeheehee

Purrs Mickey

Lux said...

LOL ... !

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Nice new earrings you have there...

Karen Jo said...

I think they were drunk and just forgot to put their jewelry on. That's it. No pooses could possibly have taken it.