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2008-05-24

Hillary Bit!


Hillary Clinton was the latest victim of a Bite & Run Attack today. Unconfirmed sources claim that a black cat dressed in a Jedi robe carrying a light saber was seen fleeing the scene. Mrs Clinton is in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital.
Mrs. Clinton said "My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don't understand it."

Presidential Candidate Cheysuli said "Now, should I be assassinated, please do not let Hillary weasel out of it. I know she'll be behind it."

Why Hillary ? asked reporters to the leaders of the Bite and Run Brigade. "Why does assassination have to do with anything? ... dah!!!!!!!!!" said Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari of The Pooses for Peace who is staying at the Kennedy Compound in Cape Cod this weekend.


2 comments:

Derby said...

(((Hugs))) it is the Holiday of Hugs for Bonnie. pass it on.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I feel so much better knowing you all are on the job. I hope this warns her off but I am still beefing up my security. I hope Nubi doesn't need any time off soon...