Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2008-05-31

Cats and The City

Associated Press
New York

The party premier of Sex and the City took a shocking turn of events when celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo and Lucy Fur strutted in uninvited. The cats were dressed in couture all wearing Manolo shoes with matching purses. All donned tiaras.

To add to the insult of the situation, the cats not only were better dressed than the cast of Sex and the City, but they were also greeted by fans and the paparazzi.

Sarah Jessica Parker asked the cats to leave the party and take their couture elsewhere. Zevo Calamari was heard screaming " How dare you ... you fur wearing stick insect!".

Unconfirmed sources claim a fight then broke out. The cast of the movie are all in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital heavily medicated with antihistamines. Their reps report that all are missing shoes, purses and earrings.

The celebrity cats were seen drinking Cosmopolitans in a swanky Manhattan club later in the evening.

5 comments:

Christine and FAZ said...

I can understand why the cast of the film were jealous and why they tried to start a fight. FAZ

Cheysuli and gemini said...

So many people get so jealous of us. I just don't understand it. Did you get any new earrings?

Lux said...

It's not surprising to me that the cast of the film were envious!

Derby said...

You had to be the best looking and they just can't handle that.

Mickey said...

heh,heh,heh!!! I love it when the cats win!!!!!!!!!
I hope the 'treasures' were up to snuff!!
Purrs Mickey