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2008-10-13

BREAKING NEWS FROM FOX



FOX NEWS
SALEM MA



This just in from our sources in Salem MA....... The Pooses for Peace have been found guilty in the Pooper-Gate investigations.

Mayor Kimberly Driscoll announced that the city of Salem will press charges against the Pooses for Peace for their participation in organizing Poop and Run Brigades at the Haunted Happenings Parade.

Celebrity cats, Zevo Hussein Calamari, Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur head the liberal organization known as the Pooses for Peace. In the past the cats have led Bite & Run attacks against Karl Rove, Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney and other fine upholding US citizens.

The cats led the Haunted Happenings parade in Salem, MA two weeks ago and invited hundreds of cats and several liberal communist celebrities to ride along with them on Vespas, Harleys and in solar powered cars. Their cohorts known as The Meezers led the Whap & Run, Poop & Run and Poot & Run Brigades causing a strain on Salem's sanitary units.

Zevo Hussein Calamari's roommate, Nubi wan Hussein Kenobi, (a black cat and possibly a Muslim) is the body guard to renegade presidential candidate Cheysuli. ...once again proof that Cheysuli is befriending dangerous friends and hanging out with terrorists. The cats are also friends with weatherman Al Roker.

Mayor Driscoll in her one and only black suit issued a statement this morning. "Pooper-Gate is a far more serious issue than the so called scandal Trooper-Gate that poor innocent VP candidate Sarah Palin has been accused of. We hope to have these cats convicted as soon as possible and sent to Guantanamo Bay."

No comment has been issued by the Pooses for Peace. At this time they have retained the legal services of one of Boston's most scandalous law firms, Crane, Poole and Schmidt.




Stay tuned to Fox News... A Fair and Balanced Source. Coming up next Sarah Palin's newest fashion line... white robes with hoods!

6 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh yeah--first they tried to pin the Tony Soprano thing on me, then they do the Nubi thing. Next thing you know, they will find 12 Republicans in Seattle (good luck there) to investigate me using my position to have someone fired. If I could do that, do you think I'd be stuck with this inept human?!

Daisy said...

Oh noes! I knew I should not have turned on Faux News Network.

Mickey said...

Oh I am sure the charges are bogus!!!
We all know Chey is totally innocent as are the Pooses for Peace!! !!We never watch the Faux "News?" Network. No credibility!! These people are getting desparate. I guess they do not want to go to the Dog House ;)
Purrs Mickey

zevo hussein calamari said...

I love Denny Crane!

Cats said...

You always crack us up :)

The Meezers said...

HEY!! WHERE'S THE BAIL MONEY????? It's getting stinky in this prison