DAY ONE... POOPER-GATE TRIAL
The infamous Boston legal duo Denny Crane and Alan Shore arrived today at the Salem Courthouse dressed in flamingo costumes. Their clients, The Pooses for Peace are charged in the latest Pooper-Gate scandal.
When asked by the judge why they were in costume, Denny Crane responded "It's Halloween in Salem. Denny Crane. Denny Crane."
The Salem Courthouse was packed with celebrities and hundreds of cats, dogs and skunks. George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Nicole Kidman, and Bette Midler all wore Free the Pooses t-shirts.
Leaders of the Bite & Run, Whap & Run, Poop & Run and Poot & Run all wore black leather jackets. Leaders of the Pooses for Peace, celebrity cats Zevo Hussein Calamari, Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur wore tiaras and Versace couture.
Nubi wan Kenobi and presidential candidate Cheysuli were not present. However, all the cats had on Vote Cheysuli buttons. Cheysuli is at an undisclosed location for her own safety.
Mayor Driscoll was also there in her only black suit sans jewelry. The What Not to Wear crew were expelled from the courthouse by the Judge for disturbing the proceedings. The crew kept chanting "CHANGE THE BLACK SUIT ...CHANGE THE BLACK SUIT " at the Mayor.
Prosecutors will be calling weatherman Al Roker to the stand later today to prove that the cats have terrorist links.