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Unconfirmed sources have reported that The Pooses for Peace celebrity cats are friends with Al Roker, the weatherman..... more proof that these cats are terrorists.
Homeland Security taped a three way conversation with the leaders of The Pooses for Peace. Zevo Hussein Calamari said" We are having lovely fall weather here in Salem." Miss Boo replied , " I wish we had fall weather here in San Diego." Miss Lucy Fur added " Well at least we don't get snow in San Diego!"
We at FOX NEWS are certain that these are secret messages to terrorist cats.
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5 comments:
Secret message to terrorist cat received!!!!! When the next Space Shuttle is launched,I'll make sure Ms Palin is on it ;) The weather at the space station is cool ;)
Not much to shoot in space ;)
Purrs Mickey
I got it. You know I was once a friend to a weatherman when I was a tiny kit... SHH don't tell!
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Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie
One time, I saw a picture of William Ayers. I could be a terrorist!
I think I heard William Ayers' name once - oops! I'm probably a terrorist.
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