Mayor Kimberly Driscoll called an emergency city council meeting today.
Wearing her predictable black suit, Ms Driscoll said: " It is urgent that the city of Salem puts a stop to those menacing cats called The Pooses for Peace, who have cause nothing but trouble since they moved here. Their antics at the last parade were appalling. I call for a vote to evict these cats and their businesses from Salem now. And I want my earrings and Blackberry back now or else!"
Zevo Calamari, spokespoose for The Pooses for Peace and owner of