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Clooney Saves the Day!

Associated Press
Salem MA

George Clooney rode into Salem MA early this morning and put up the $1 million dollar bail to free The Pooses for Peace from jail. The celebrity cats have been charged with illegal activities in the Pooper-Gate investigation. Rumors have been spreading that Miss Boo and Clooney are a couple.

Unconfirmed sources report that Clooney will be paying the legal expenses of the Boston legal firm, Crane Pool and Schmidt. The trial begins later this week.

Celebrities are said to be pouring into Salem in support of the cats. All were invited to watch the presidental debates at The Casino Calamari tonight and participate in the drinking game called "Do a shot of tequila every time John Mccain seys "My Friends" .

The Pooses for Peace support presidential candidate Cheysuli who was not invited to be in the debates.

Mayor Kimberly Driscoll in her only black suit issued a statement this morning. " Curses! Somebody always helps those cats. Oh... am I invited tonight too?"


Cheysuli and gemini said...

I do so wish that they would include me in the debates! I would show that "friend."

How much tuna do you want to bet on whether McCain brings up Bill Ayers?

Boo said...

I wish they'd include you, too! It might help keep McCain from wandering around if you were anywhere near his ankles!

The Meezers said...

Thank goodness someone bailed us out. Billy was so scairt he pooted everywhere. Oust and Febreeze are not effective. They may just have to knock down the jail now that the poot smell is in all of the linens and stuff.

zevo hussein calamari said...

I say let's skip the debates and just drink tequila!

ZOOLATRY said...

Oh dear, we shall all be drunk as the proverbial skunk with That Much tequila... you betcha!
CHEY all the way!
(oooo, we just saw our word verification below, it's almost spelling wasilla... that's not an omen is it?)