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2009-07-22

CELEBRITY CATS DISAPPEAR FROM JAIL

CNN BREAKING NEWS.................CELEBRITY CATS POOSES FOR PEACE MISSING FROM SAN DIEGO JAIL..............
AMBER ALERT..................CALL THE FBI IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION................. PRESS CONFERENCE SCHEDULED AT NOON........

6 comments:

zevo hussein calamari said...

Pass me some of that Swiss cheese please....

boo said...

the food in there did not meet my standards

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Tony's good isn't he?

Just Ducky said...

Cat's? I haven't seen any of those cats!

Miss Lucy Fur said...

You see...it helps to have friends in low places! "My boyz" in the jail were kind enuf to distract the guards while we all slipped through the bars on the roof when they sent us up there for recreation.

Will someone please help me with this taser gun and pepper spray?

Kiss Kiss,

Miss Lucy Fur

Anonymous said...

The Pooses must have a million frequent flier miles-they should check the airline catalogue in the seat backs-maybe new tiaras are in order. I know I want one!
Nikki