Swat Team Surrounds MO's

Associated Press
San Diego CA

The San Diego PD SWAT Team was called in last night to MO's in Hillcrest CA to break up a party and cat fight. Authorities are not releasing any information on the situation at this time. A press conference is scheduled for later this evening.

Unconfirmed sources report that the celebrity cats known as the Pooses for Peace were doing shots of tequila and began taunting tourists wearing We Love Sarah Palin t-shirts. One of the tourists called the cats liberal terrorists and another called Miss Lucy Fur "a fat cat". Miss Lucy Fur has been on a special medication for anger management that loses its potency if alcohol is consumed. The cats went into Bite & Run mode and a fight ensued.

Other celebrity cats were also seen in the skirmish. A black cat wearing a rainbow cape with a light saber along with a small black cat with thumbs and a larger thumbed white cat pulled hair, bit ankles and knees. Presidential candidate Cheysuli was spotted dancing with her entourage the Meezers during the rumble. Baltimore cats Tao and Sarge along with their dog friend Stoli were throwing chips and salsa at the crowd. A schnauzer wearing a Che beret kept screaming Viva la Revolucion! The cats were in Hillcrest this weekend to celebrate Gay Pride. Their float won first place again in the Pride Parade this year.

Several tourists were rushed to the nearest Urgent Care for bites and allergy attacks. Reports of missing jewelry, blackberries and wallets are pouring into the San Diego PD today.

The celebrity cats are in custody at this time. No statement has been released by their lawyer.

Stay tuned for the press conference at 6:00 pm PST