Planet Calamari Zazzle shop


Jedi Cat Saved by The Force

Nubi wan Kenobi, Jedi Poose was attacked and bit yesterday by an alien dog like creature visiting his home in hopes of being adopted. Nubi wan used the force to fly away before the dog could harm him in anyway. Luna diPoosalita was also attacked but flew away to find reinforcements. Zevo Calamari was hung over from the night before um,,, napping at the time and was safe from the alien.

A second attack ensued andNubi wan drew his light saber ..the Force was strong in him and no harm came to him or the alien dog.

With his Jedi powers he waved his paws to his pet humans and said "This is not the dog you are looking for. Move along. "

The pet humans immediately returned the alien dog and promised to think twice about adopting unknown aliens in the future.

A party to celebrate is taking place at the Casino Calamari where the Cantina Band is now playing. Cat nip brownies and margaritas are being served to all.

May the Force be with you.


zevo hussein calamari said...

Does this Princes Leia slave costume make me look fat? Pass me a margarita please.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Nubi! I am so glad you are okay. Are you up to visiting as my bodyguard?

toni said...

oh nubi my prince - you are the best jedi - so strong and brave.... have a margarita on me!

The Meezers said...

oh Nubi dude, are you ok? and how is Luna?