Nubi wan Kenobi, Jedi Poose was attacked and bit yesterday by an alien dog like creature visiting his home in hopes of being adopted. Nubi wan used the force to fly away before the dog could harm him in anyway. Luna diPoosalita was also attacked but flew away to find reinforcements. Zevo Calamari was
A second attack ensued andNubi wan drew his light saber ..the Force was strong in him and no harm came to him or the alien dog.
With his Jedi powers he waved his paws to his pet humans and said "This is not the dog you are looking for. Move along. "
The pet humans immediately returned the alien dog and promised to think twice about adopting unknown aliens in the future.
A party to celebrate is taking place at the Casino Calamari where the Cantina Band is now playing. Cat nip brownies and margaritas are being served to all.
May the Force be with you.